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Hell yea, renting a whole house? It's awesome paying someone else's mortgage and getting nothing in return! This is the loving life!
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 11:20 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 00:45 |
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hah, yeah. wow you nailed it op thank you for this
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 11:24 |
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I live with my mom
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 12:30 |
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you get a roof over your head and the basic comforts of life OP. you should be loving grateful that the landlord worked so hard to build that house and maintain it for you
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 12:31 |
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Hell yeah paying 4 figure rent and still have to do my own lawn care this is way better than an apartment!
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 12:50 |
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My landlord is my friend and so handsome and I love him landlords are cool and good
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 13:02 |
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a cyberpunk goose posted:My landlord is my friend and so handsome and I love him landlords are cool and good If porn has taught me anything you don’t have to actually pay them either. You can just have sex with them instead. Landlords are the best!
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 13:06 |
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*doesn't exist in some markets because AirBnBs pay better* Also, lmao at owning anything. the US is a loving banana republic where what wealth isn't in the hands of the super rich is in the hands of the old and dogshit
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 13:15 |
STABASS posted:I live with my mom I live with this posters mom
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 13:18 |
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Housing as a Service™
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 13:24 |
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We are renting a small house right now (we close on a house next month) and it's been a lovely experience. Barely more expensive than apartments around here, fenced in yard for the dogs, nobody being loud in the apartment above me or below me or next to me, and if anything goes wrong, it's someone else's problem. After decades of home ownership, it's been pretty nice and I've been sort of on the fence about buying again.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 13:28 |
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Imagine not having Enrique just pay your rent and bills
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 13:47 |
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I have sex with my landlord all the time. Its my wife’s house
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:01 |
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I've done this The thing I got in return is not stuck in that town
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:05 |
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I have to move out because the owners are selling!
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 20:41 |
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Pretty soon I won't be paying off the house of a rich person but instead I'll be paying off the house of a filthy rich investment company FREE MARKET CAPITALISM IS GREAT NO WORRIES HERE
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 21:48 |
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Hahahah! I'm so glad I can afford an entire house to myself here in Boise, ID. I previously could only afford a 1 bed apartment in San Diego! I can't wait to throw ragers!
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 21:50 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I have sex with my landlord all the time. Lucky! Does her boyfriend know?
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 21:51 |
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Corn Glizzy posted:Hahahah! I'm so glad I can afford an entire house to myself here in Boise, ID. I previously could only afford a 1 bed apartment in San Diego! I can't wait to throw ragers! Don't lie this is 2021 no one has friends
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 21:52 |
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*uses house to grow weed*
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 22:42 |
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oh, the landlord wants me out of the house again tomorrow so he can show it. guess i'd better start cleaning and hiding all of my valuables. i'm sure he'll give me plenty of notice to find another place if it ever sells.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 23:22 |
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Corn Glizzy posted:Lucky! Does her boyfriend know? Well he’s our landscaper so I hope so!
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 23:43 |
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America is a kleptocracy
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 00:12 |
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Bad Purchase posted:oh, the landlord wants me out of the house again tomorrow so he can show it. guess i'd better start cleaning and hiding all of my valuables. i'm sure he'll give me plenty of notice to find another place if it ever sells. I know this is just some dumb throwaway comment, but you know that, at least in the US and, you don’t have to leave for showings and the new owner would take the property subject to your lease (unless you agreed to some really stupid poo poo), right?
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 22:36 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Hell yea, renting a whole house? It's awesome paying someone else's mortgage and getting nothing in return! This is the loving life! i walk dogs for a living exactly who do you think will give me a mortgage?
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 22:40 |
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Brother Tadger posted:I know this is just some dumb throwaway comment, but you know that, at least in the US and, you don’t have to leave for showings and the new owner would take the property subject to your lease (unless you agreed to some really stupid poo poo), right? The first place I ever rented was a townhouse and the landlord had written into the lease agreement that the property could be shown and that it might be sold during the tenure of the lease (and was vague about what would happen). I objected to those terms and he was actually ok with us crossing out those lines and initialing them before signing. This was during the housing collapse and there were a lot of flippers/speculators who got caught holding the bag and were desperate to find renters to not default on their mortgages, so he didn't really have much choice. I didn't know that stuff was illegal, though.
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 22:42 |
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Sid Vicious posted:i walk dogs for a living exactly who do you think will give me a mortgage? Put those dogs to work, you could deliver packages in a dog sled for no additional labor costs
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 22:51 |
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got a single unit you can rent and house
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 22:55 |
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I live on the street like a good worker
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 23:08 |
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Bad Purchase posted:The first place I ever rented was a townhouse and the landlord had written into the lease agreement that the property could be shown and that it might be sold during the tenure of the lease (and was vague about what would happen). I objected to those terms and he was actually ok with us crossing out those lines and initialing them before signing. This was during the housing collapse and there were a lot of flippers/speculators who got caught holding the bag and were desperate to find renters to not default on their mortgages, so he didn't really have much choice. I didn't know that stuff was illegal, though. No so much illegal as generally unenforceable. They usually have a right to enter into your property upon 24 hours notice and to show the property w/in X days prior to the leases end date, but you don’t necessarily have to leave the property during those times. Also, many states have “unalienable” tenant rights that, even if it says something contrary in your lease (e.g. you lease terminates automatically if the property is soled to a third party), the statutes/regulations govern (as opposed to the conflicting lease terms). Landlords are usually pretty slimy though so I get it
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 23:09 |
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Corn Glizzy posted:Hahahah! I'm so glad I can afford an entire house to myself here in Boise, ID. I previously could only afford a 1 bed apartment in San Diego! I can't wait to throw ragers! There are actually places much cheaper than noise that have the advantage of not being in Idaho
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 00:49 |
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STABASS posted:I live with my mom
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 00:50 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 00:45 |
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i have a whole house i used to have roommates but now its just me, my gf and the dog and its so much house its hilarious ill never have this much house ever again unless i move out of the city been here so long that the rent is *sorta* affordable and im enjoying it while it lasts got a big creepy basement, huge living room, balcony, green space, parking quart yard, dining room, two studies, two bed rooms, two fireplaces but since the house is from like 1910 and not recently renovated its only got 1 shitter and its in a separate room from the bathroom. i guess theres also an attic crawl space but i think its just insulation. the house is definitely haunted
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