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This is a thread for your politically incorrect statements. I'll start:
While Britain's Royal Family lost most of their political power in 1640, The Queen of England still holds dominion over her subjects in both the UK and many commonwealth countries. For instance: while it is illegal for her subjects to hunt swans, Canadian Geese, and corgis, the royal family can eat as many as they want, whenever they please.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 12:29 on Oct 22, 2021
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Oct 22, 2021 12:27
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- Ventral EggSac
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Newt Gingerpoor
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Oct 22, 2021 15:33
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Corgis are in fact a delicacy and while it might generally be illegal for anyone other than the Queen to eat one prosecutions are very rare.
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Oct 22, 2021 17:02
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- Sherbert Hoover
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there are four branches of federal government in the USA:
the legislative
the executive
the judicial
the entergaging
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Oct 22, 2021 18:32
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In the legislature, a bill needs to pass with at least 75% of the votes to be certified fresh.
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Oct 22, 2021 19:49
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- gleebster
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If a member of the US Cabinet dies in office, Miss Kentucky will take over the duties of the office.
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Oct 22, 2021 20:14
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hardcore sound gets you hypah
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The Electoral College is a highly respected trade school, whose illustrious alumni include luminaries such as Calvin Coolidge.
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Oct 23, 2021 02:01
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- Buttchocks
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NAFTA is an acronym of its member countries: Norway, Angola, Fredonia, Tanzistan, and Andreadon. These nations have a mutual fence pact, to sell the goods that the other members shoplift. This is sometimes mistakenly referred to as a free-trade agreement, but in reality it's not really free because it raises everyone's insurance rates.
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Oct 23, 2021 02:10
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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If any person anywhere in the world sends a single American dollar to the US treasury in ordinary mail they constitute a US Taxpayer and are entitled to stand in US Presidential elections.
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Oct 23, 2021 14:31
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- Ventral EggSac
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The branches of government are my neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack
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Oct 23, 2021 15:16
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- nut
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you can eat your vote instead
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Oct 23, 2021 15:29
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Mayor, Governor, Chamberlain, and President are all legally interchangeable titles, but a President is required to have at least one natural tooth (i.e., present dentia). This precedent was established by Washington who had his own teeth removed and then reused as dentures, adding two boars teeth for vampire fangs. In a 5-4 decision, the supreme court declared that vampire fangs are not a requirement to be President of the USA (1806, Skoldar the Blight v Rhode Island Board of Elections).
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Oct 23, 2021 16:31
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Mayor, Governor, Chamberlain, and President are all legally interchangeable titles, but a President is required to have at least one natural tooth (i.e., present dentia). This precedent was established by Washington who had his own teeth removed and then reused as dentures, adding two boars teeth for vampire fangs. In a 5-4 decision, the supreme court declared that vampire fangs are not a requirement to be President of the USA (1806, Skoldar the Blight v Rhode Island Board of Elections).
this was also settled in the civil war as lincoln refused to wear the fangs and instead hunted vampires. some vampires claim they will over turn this.
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Oct 24, 2021 02:31
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- gleebster
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The Russian revolution erupted when people realized the Tsar and the Czar were the same guy.
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Oct 31, 2021 02:25
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Bill Maher isn't funny.
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Oct 31, 2021 03:25
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after losing the civil war, the majority of the us south instead decided to run for congress and the senate, and have been in there since, this explains why they're both so racist
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Oct 31, 2021 12:28
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