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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
IMPACT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
Christian Cage (c) vs. Josh Alexander

IMPACT WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
The Good Brothers (c) vs. David Finlay & Juice Robinson vs. Bullet Club

IMPACT X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
Steve Maclin vs. Trey Miguel vs. El Phantasmo

IMPACT KNOCKOUTS CHAMPIONSHIP
Deonna Purrazzo (c) vs. Mickie James

IMPACT KNOCKOUTS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Decay (c) vs. the IInspiration

Violent by Design vs. Heath & TBA (probably Rhino)

Call Your Shot Gauntlet

PRE-SHOW: IMPACT DIGITAL MEDIA CHAMPIONSHIP
John Skyler vs. Crazzy Steve vs. Fallah Bahh vs. Jordynne Grace vs. Chelsea Green vs. Madison Rayne

HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
Awesome Kong is inducted into the Impact Wrestling Hall of Fame

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Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

I don't know how Impact's production team somehow makes it sound like so few people are there despite the visible crowd.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
This pre-show match has VERY little time.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
i am going to watch this professional wrestling event

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Some singer!

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
baked.live is down so sadly bfg is going to get about 1/5 as many viewers as they normally would

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
They did the pose! :neckbeard:

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Good for The IInspiration!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Cool little thing with Miguel's entrance and the fake spray painting.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Trey rocks tbh
El Phantasmo rocks tbh

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I haven't seen a lot of Steve Maclin, but this has to be his best match ever.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Mickie James making me think that she's winning that title tonight with that promo...

Which would mean a future Mickie James / Mercedes Martinez title match, which "yes, please".

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Kinda crazy that Eric Young has gone from a goofy underdog to a solid villain.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Smooth Eric Young is terrifying

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Man, unless there's an unannounced match, there's going to be some LONG matches for the rest of the night.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Edward Mass posted:

Man, unless there's an unannounced match, there's going to be some LONG matches for the rest of the night.

The Call Your Shot gauntlet could take a while.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Rohit Raju is such a great heel.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
THE KISS DEMON

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Mickie vs Deonna time, strap in.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Deonna Purrazzo dressed like a purple Pope here.

e: Ooh, big-time intro!

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
that match felt super awkward

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
This show has been pretty drat good

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Christian sold that slap like DEATH.

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008
The small town mentality and the pride of coming from the small remote towns, working upwards...

Both from toronto tho??

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Macksy posted:

The small town mentality and the pride of coming from the small remote towns, working upwards...

Both from toronto tho??

Technically, they're both from small towns outside of Toronto.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
HOLY gently caress

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Honestly love that cash in

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
matt striker is so loving bad

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Moose you sonofabitch

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

That spear was loving sick and having his family in the ring is some truly comic book villain heel poo poo

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Destroy My Sweater posted:

That spear was loving sick and having his family in the ring is some truly comic book villain heel poo poo

It was executed so perfectly. I normally hate the cash in right after a title change because it feels so cheap but the way they did this one was just perfection.

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




That cash in was so perfect.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


:agreed:

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Low Desert Punk posted:

matt striker is so loving bad

There's an algorithm constantly running through Matt Striker's head where he must make sure each of these levels is at 100% or he will die: Everything delivered with the absolute peak of drama + the floweriest prose he knows + making sure you know how much he knows about wrestling + never letting a single second breathe with silence + inside references.

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