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He has a wife. Which doesn't necessarily mean they gently caress but I'd say it's pretty likely |
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Oct 24, 2021 15:12
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I can't think of a worse fate than being under Tom Bombadil as he pounds away while singing a merry song. Fortunately, Tom doesn't really know what sex is. He just sings in bed every night about what a stud he is, which is either better or worse, I'm not sure. |
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Oct 24, 2021 15:13
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Tom Bombadil has an open marriage imo |
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yet again, we never ask "should"
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tom bombadil lays the pipe good. pipe-weed that is. |
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Oct 24, 2021 15:59
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nobody is that merry without loving, sorry
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He was loving the entire time |
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Oct 24, 2021 18:46
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there's a reason peter jackson left him out of the trilogy, someone finally translated "Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!" and everyone went 
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Oct 24, 2021 18:50
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Yeah, but he can't cum on account of his medication. |
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Oct 24, 2021 19:05
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"Tom Bombadil is a sexual tyrannosaur; he was there first, before the dinosaurs, and the first trees; Tom was there before the first piss. Hey, Tom! Ho, Tom! What the hell are you doing with my dildo, there! I am Iarwain Ben-adar, the Old Dirty Bastard because my style has no father; While you were learning how to speak I was learning how to bite rhymes; Light goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling. Down along under Hill, shining in the sunlight, Holy poo poo this is some good weed..." |
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Oct 24, 2021 19:43
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Oct 24, 2021 20:00
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Sherbert Hoover posted:nobody is that merry without loving, sorry |
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Oct 24, 2021 20:01
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Old Tom Bombadil is a horny fellow; Bright blue his penis is, and his cum are yellow. Banging by the shady pool, loving on the water: Old Tom Bombadil and the River-daughter! ---------------- |
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Peter Jackson: What do you mean you're going to cut the Tom Bombadil orgy out of my film? It's integral to the plot! |
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Oct 25, 2021 12:00
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Doctor Dogballs posted:Old Tom Bombadil is a horny fellow; 
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Oct 25, 2021 14:01
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How can a floating hat gently caress? |
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what is a hat but a pointy end and a hole? |
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as bombadil pulled the shaken but unharmed hobbits from the dreadful barrow-wight's lair, a dark and evil presence coalesced behind them and seemed to whisper "call me" before it dissolved in the morning breeze
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Manifisto posted:as bombadil pulled the shaken but unharmed hobbits from the dreadful barrow-wight's lair, a dark and evil presence coalesced behind them and seemed to whisper "call me" before it dissolved in the morning breeze |
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Oct 25, 2021 20:44
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nut posted:yet again, we never ask "should" |
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Oct 25, 2021 21:38
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originally lotr was like three times as long, but the editor demanded tolkien remove all the sex scenes |
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oh course, in retaliation tolkien refused to publish it under the planned title "the gently caress and suck marathon of middle earth", choosing a far less catchy alternative out of spite |
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Nosfereefer posted:oh course, in retaliation tolkien refused to publish it under the planned title "the gently caress and suck marathon of middle earth", choosing a far less catchy alternative out of spite lmao |
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Oct 25, 2021 23:14
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hes chaste because of a "mining accident" on his "first trip", but he has a dick so long it hits his knees |
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alexandriao posted:hes chaste because of a "mining accident" on his "first trip", but he has a dick so long it hits his knees  that's why they named him Bombadil
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Shoulda called it Fellowship of the Wang Tom's Tower Refractory period of the King (Tom Bombadil) |
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Areola Grande posted:
Tomcat Bombadrill |
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Oct 26, 2021 04:49
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Tom Bombaclot |
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Oct 26, 2021 05:10
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Wait! I got it! Tom Balldodrill |
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Oct 26, 2021 05:25
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i hate to tell you orbs this but if you read the silmarillion you find out what the one ring was truly intended for.
Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Oct 26, 2021
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tom bombadil: frodo i heard ur going ur own way and havent tugged it this whole quest. do u think its working??? frodo: idk dude but i gotta take this ring to Mordor without the flaming vagina at the top of the tower seeing me ---------------- |
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Heather Papps posted:i hate to tell you orbs this but if you read the silmarillion you find out what the one ring was truly intended for. Hung like a hobbit
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