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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I wonder what they taste like

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


bitterant

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

sounds like youve tried them recently. also did they taste good before the bitterant?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


My Spirit Otter posted:

sounds like youve tried them recently. also did they taste good before the bitterant?

nothing tastes good

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
thats probably neurological damage

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

The worst kind of ant

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


oh for sure

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

A little like bald eagle, OP

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
i heard this urban legend in college, can't find anything on google

two guys are driving, cop lights come up back
passenger freaks out because he has several sheets of acid on him
so he eats all the sheets
cop encounter goes normal for speeding, driver gets warning
they rush to nearest rest area so passenger can puke out acid
passenger runs in to restroom
after 10-15 minutes, driver goes to check on him
passenger is bathroom, has pooped all over floor,
and is trying to shove the poop back up his butt,
because he thinks all his internal organs have come out
and he's trying to put them back

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Bula Vinaka posted:

i heard this urban legend in college, can't find anything on google

two guys are driving, cop lights come up back
passenger freaks out because he has several sheets of acid on him
so he eats all the sheets
cop encounter goes normal for speeding, driver gets warning
they rush to nearest rest area so passenger can puke out acid
passenger runs in to restroom
after 10-15 minutes, driver goes to check on him
passenger is bathroom, has pooped all over floor,
and is trying to shove the poop back up his butt,
because he thinks all his internal organs have come out
and he's trying to put them back

and that passengers name: Alvert Einstein

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Do tide pods prevent covid? Only one way to find out!

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
You should just throw the tide pods in the shower and bring all your dirty clothes with you and put them on the shower floor so your feet are mixing them up while you do your shower stuff, boom you just saved a million dollars.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


It's not about how they taste OP. It's having the sparkling clean rear end in a top hat when you poo poo them out. Hope that helps.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

No I just eat poo poo

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

The aftertaste comes and goes

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Taste like orange and blue.

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


loving hell you don't eat them. You chew them and spit them out. Do you also eat gum?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
If I had a friend named Todd I'd throw a pie in his face and then when he demanded to know what the gently caress I'm doing I would tell him that I'm dyslexic

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Devils Affricate posted:

If I had a friend named Todd I'd throw a pie in his face and then when he demanded to know what the gently caress I'm doing I would tell him that I'm dyslexic

That';s really crazy

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I still eat ‘em.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

No I just eat poo poo

im sick to death of you burglarizing my rear end in a top hat and stealing my own poo poo right from inside my rear end in a top hat and eating it sometimes right in front of me when you know drat well I save it in there for later

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

Had to give it up

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I boof them. Much healthier.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i never ate tide pods. too expensive.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


ohnobugs posted:

loving hell you don't eat them. You chew them and spit them out. Do you also eat gum?

I do eat the gum.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sid Vicious posted:

im sick to death of you burglarizing my rear end in a top hat and stealing my own poo poo right from inside my rear end in a top hat and eating it sometimes right in front of me when you know drat well I save it in there for later

The last batch of kark I wrenched of out your quivering papule ridden sharthole infected the humors of my stomach acids and caused me to barf up enormous gobbets of slimy, bile glazed turds. Don't act like the victim piece of poo poo!!

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


ohnobugs posted:

loving hell you don't eat them. You chew them and spit them out. Do you also eat gum?

I mainline gum

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Great value pods have a better mouth feel

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds
For every tide pod you don't eat I will eat two

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I always swallow gum. It's better than vegetables for roughage

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Or sure, boomers could just go straight to the corner store with the quarter they earned doing chores and buy soap candy without anyone batting an eye, and then they lose their poo poo over me eating a tide pod or two. Talk about hypocrisy.

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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
nowadays all the hipster restaurants are doing "deconstructed" tide pods, it's just a dollop of detergent and a little square of saran wrap. no thanks, millenials

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