- bradzilla
- Oct 15, 2004
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I bought some firewood
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- bradzilla
- Oct 15, 2004
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To have a fire
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- Saalkin
- Jun 29, 2008
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Good to know.
Thread over
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Oct 29, 2021 22:27
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- Literally A Person
- Jan 1, 1970
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Smugworth Wuz Here
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why didn't you just cut down a tree, split it into logs, and dry them out all year op?
One year???
Amateur.
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- numberoneposter
- Feb 19, 2014
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How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!
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i need to get one of those little plastic things that goes around keys
in blue
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Oct 29, 2021 23:11
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- Mumpy Puffinz
- Aug 11, 2008
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would you go so far as to say you did start the fire?
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Oct 29, 2021 23:12
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- Comstar
- Apr 20, 2007
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Are you happy now?
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Just sing this every time you go to one.
quote:
Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right out of my mind
Until a friend told me the news
He said, "Hey, you know that vacant lot
Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
And on that spot they're gonna build a shop
Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
Since then I've been walking on air (air)
I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
I've been waiting since last June
For this day to finally arrive
I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
Well, I hope they open soon
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
I pressed my nose right up against the glass
You know, I had to be first in line
Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house
See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
One of them will be all mine
Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
All arranged alphabetically
And they're doing a promotional stunt
There's a great big purple sign out front
That says every 27th customer
Will get a ball peen hammer free
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open the door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
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Oct 30, 2021 00:12
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- Mumpy Puffinz
- Aug 11, 2008
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Just sing this every time you go to one.
no one who has use tools would like that song
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Oct 30, 2021 00:18
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- Devils Affricate
- Jan 22, 2010
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Went to the hardware store today
To see if I still feel
Bought some wood along the way
The only thing that's real
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Oct 30, 2021 00:38
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
- Aug 1, 1981
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That's really cool
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Oct 30, 2021 02:44
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- Mumpy Puffinz
- Aug 11, 2008
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it really isn't is. loving cool
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Oct 30, 2021 02:49
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
- Aug 1, 1981
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I was astounded by his story
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Oct 30, 2021 02:50
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- Literally A Person
- Jan 1, 1970
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Smugworth Wuz Here
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I was astounded by his story
That's what you said about my story too. You loving liar.
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Oct 30, 2021 02:52
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- Literally A Person
- Jan 1, 1970
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Smugworth Wuz Here
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I don't think you're telling the truth about being astounded at all.
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Oct 30, 2021 02:53
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- Literally A Person
- Jan 1, 1970
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Smugworth Wuz Here
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It's sus.
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Oct 30, 2021 02:53
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
- Aug 1, 1981
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I don't think you're telling the truth about being astounded at all.
I'm astonished
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Oct 30, 2021 02:53
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- Literally A Person
- Jan 1, 1970
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Smugworth Wuz Here
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Don't even try this. Not in front of everyone.
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Oct 30, 2021 02:54
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
- Aug 1, 1981
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Don't even try this. Not in front of everyone.
Gobsmacked
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Oct 30, 2021 02:55
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- Literally A Person
- Jan 1, 1970
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Smugworth Wuz Here
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You're embarrassing yourself.
Please, why are you doing this?
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Oct 30, 2021 03:04
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- Weka
- May 5, 2019
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That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
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Did you require only a tiny fire once? It seems to me hardware stores are a bad place to buy firewood but my experience is limited.
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