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- Mac Tonight
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aw yeah tahts it man
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Oct 30, 2021 18:13
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- Percy Teatwillow
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let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young 
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woah
THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Oct 30, 2021 18:23
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- The Hello Machine
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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whaoh
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Oct 30, 2021 18:24
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- google THIS
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woe
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Oct 30, 2021 18:38
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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Oct 30, 2021 19:15
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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*twitches on the ground*
I'm doing kung-fu!
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Oct 30, 2021 19:38
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- Ventral EggSac
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Cypher: I made a deal with the weed, I'm working for them now. Weed makes this steak taste great
Neo: that doesn't justify killing tank, I'm also high though
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Oct 30, 2021 20:33
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Not sure whether that's a sentinel or a machine elf...
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Oct 30, 2021 21:30
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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lol
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Oct 31, 2021 09:27
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- Epic Prison Guy
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Morpheus yelling "He's beginning to believe" as a young Neo takes another hit off a joint they rolled from a piece of paper int he book "simulation and simulacra"
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Oct 31, 2021 09:48
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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If you're high in the matrix, you're high in real life.
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Oct 31, 2021 16:46
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Neo: Is that an actual phone booth? I haven't seen one of those in decades!
Morpheus: Just pick up the phone so we can get out of here.
Neo: What if this booth sends us into the past, like in that other movie?
Morpheus: That's not part of the canon. We're running out of time.
Neo: Holy poo poo, it's got a rotary dial and everything. Does anyone have a dime? This thing only takes dimes.
Morpheus: You don't need a dime, just pick up the receiver!
Neo: Should I dial '0' for the operator? nghhhhhh crap I messed up. Ok, round she goes....crap I dialed '8' again...
Morpheus: You suck. *dies*
Neo: Check it out I'm a freakin' time lord *sings Dr. Who theme*
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Oct 31, 2021 16:55
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- Macnult
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neo: then she said, uhhh... if i finish eating it i'll um, no, wait. by the time i'm done eating it? yeah! i think that's it. by the time i'm done finishing the eating i'll-
morpheus: how many cookies did the oracle give you?
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Oct 31, 2021 17:11
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- Escape From Noise
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Oct 31, 2021 18:06
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- Escape From Noise
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Mouse : That's exactly my point. Exactly. Because you have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything.
Apoc : Lol. WTF? How high are you?
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Oct 31, 2021 18:08
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- barnold
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what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
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I can't find it on YouTube anywhere but my favorite was the outtakes one of these where neo and Morpheus are arguing about how hungry they are and neo says "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse"
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Nov 1, 2021 02:27
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- Ventral EggSac
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Weedo
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Nov 1, 2021 03:07
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- Escape From Noise
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Tank:
So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo:
Bongs. Lots of bongs.
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Nov 1, 2021 03:27
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- Ventral EggSac
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Marijuanapheus
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Nov 1, 2021 03:34
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May 6, 2024 00:35
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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The Matrix: Aw, poo poo Gotta Reload
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