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debatable 
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Nov 1, 2021 07:28
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Tidy cat
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Nov 1, 2021 07:28
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Cat cleaning your house for you during the day, folding your shirts
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Nov 1, 2021 07:29
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cats arching their backs, hissing at spectres invisible to the human eye but so, so obvious to the heightened cat sensitivity to untrammeled evil good kitty
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Nov 1, 2021 07:55
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*bribing several hundred black cats to criss cross back and forth across the mod forum for hours*
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Nov 1, 2021 07:56
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the black ones are the best
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Nov 1, 2021 08:04
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Manifisto posted:the black ones are the best 
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Nov 1, 2021 12:22
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My cat saw another cat in the window and her tail grew 3 sizes that day.
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Nov 1, 2021 13:02
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Kira has lately been intensely staring at walls/ceiling the same way she would do if she saw a bug, but i see no bugs, so i think we're being mildly haunted by the ghosts of small bugs
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Nov 1, 2021 13:15
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No one ever considers non-human ghosts really. But I guess it would make sense. The world is covered in the ghosts of scorned ants and spiders!
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Nov 1, 2021 14:20
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Areola Grande posted:debatable 
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Nov 1, 2021 20:22
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Zurtilik posted:No one ever considers non-human ghosts really. But I guess it would make sense. I think a big part of this is that the most popular religions presently teach that humans are somehow better or above other animal life. I guess because god made us in their image. Seems narcissistic but ok.
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Nov 1, 2021 20:26
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yeah i like em
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Nov 1, 2021 20:58
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barnold posted:yeah i like em
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Nov 2, 2021 09:58
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I think cats are great because they have so much sass packed into their little bodies.
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Nov 2, 2021 10:20
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theres a cat in this neighbourhood that will walk right up to me, ignore me, then wander on. its a good cat |
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Nov 2, 2021 10:53
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I just think them cats are great.
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Nov 2, 2021 11:11
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cats are ok |
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Nov 2, 2021 12:10
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They kill a lot of birds though.
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Nov 2, 2021 14:11
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Zurtilik posted:They kill a lot of birds though. cats are tiny, beautiful murderers.
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Nov 2, 2021 20:41
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That's why I keep my cat inside  Keep your cats inside! Not just for the bird population but to keep them safe from predators, cars, and disease! You never know what could bite your cat out there! Some people will also adopt an overly friendly house cat assuming it's a stray!
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Nov 2, 2021 21:07
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Tiny Myers posted:That's why I keep my cat inside Also your outdoor cat might make rank decomposing animal poops next to your neighbor's trashcan and your neighbor might slip on it in the dark and almost die and he might air your shame for a dozen people to see on a blue forum a couple years later |
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Nov 2, 2021 22:10
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Coming off of Halloween, wondering if cats are real, people planting evidence, slipping me strange drugs, making elaborate photoshops in byob... cats, huh? 
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Nov 3, 2021 14:54
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cats are real and strong and they are my friends
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Nov 3, 2021 16:17
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Sounds like something the people trying to trick me would say...
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Nov 3, 2021 16:18
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biosterous posted:cats are real and strong and they are my friends 
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Nov 3, 2021 18:06
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biosterous posted:cats are real and strong and they are my friends 
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Nov 3, 2021 18:54
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question for the scientists out there: if there is still dog, how can cat be real? |
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Nov 3, 2021 19:04
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Nosfereefer posted:question for the scientists out there: if there is still dog, how can cat be real? As Dr. Werner Heisenberg so famously put it to Einstein, cats exist in a superposition of states, such that they are both real and unreal at the same time, Certain events will cause the probability function to collapse and make cat real (so you can pet and feed it) and others will cause the probability function to make cat unreal. It has recently been determined (cf. "Action of dog on cat probability function" by Drs. Spock, Who and Robotnik) that dog actually is not involved in the collapse of the probability function, hence how dog and cat can both be real 
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Nov 3, 2021 20:30
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NumptyScrub posted:As Dr. Werner Heisenberg so famously put it to Einstein, cats exist in a superposition of states, such that they are both real and unreal at the same time, Certain events will cause the probability function to collapse and make cat real (so you can pet and feed it) and others will cause the probability function to make cat unreal. thats makes so much sense! thank you |
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Nov 3, 2021 20:38
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NumptyScrub posted:As Dr. Werner Heisenberg so famously put it to Einstein, cats exist in a superposition of states, such that they are both real and unreal at the same time, Certain events will cause the probability function to collapse and make cat real (so you can pet and feed it) and others will cause the probability function to make cat unreal. Now I di'n't go ta no fancy pants qauntium school for sissies, but I reckon all that mumbo jumbo ya just scribbl'd hast sumtim ta do wit CatDog, mmmhmm? 
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Nov 3, 2021 20:46
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remember to keep matches, lighters and combustibles locked up away from cats.
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Nov 3, 2021 22:05
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Use a hook on the wall to hold your car keys so they don't take off with your sedan in the dead of night on some caterwaulling dark arts stuff. |
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Nov 7, 2021 06:40
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sleep sleep sleep poke poke ... poke poke .. poke.. poke oh hey cat guess you want some pats. |
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Nov 7, 2021 14:20
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daylight savings, clocks change, breakfast is now an hour later than what Kira expects and she was not pleased about it she's chillin now though
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Nov 7, 2021 14:41
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Even if you think your cat is mature and can be trusted you should still lock up your liquor supply. The nicest kitty becomes a terrible drunk on even small amounts of alcohol (due to their small bodies). |
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Nov 7, 2021 18:51
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Nov 7, 2021 19:12
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Bright Bart posted:Even if you think your cat is mature and can be trusted you should still lock up your liquor supply. The nicest kitty becomes a terrible drunk on even small amounts of alcohol (due to their small bodies). My old dog used to love beer if you gave her a little. We rarely gave it to her and it's not like we were pouring out full cans for her, but a couple ounces for a larger sized dog never did much. Maybe she liked the taste, but I think she just liked the bubbles 
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Nov 8, 2021 12:59
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