ITT OP DOES SOMEHITNG FUNNY ENOUGH TO SAVE THE FORUMS

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staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

Blistex posted:

Cops shot it five times with an AR. Guess what colour the cow was.

Hamburger? is that a color?

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:34

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 20:40

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

gently caress i wanna be a cop now and go around blasting cows that would pwn

# ? Nov 13, 2021 06:13

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

ITT OP DOES NOT DO SOMEHITNG FUNNY ENOUGH TO SAVE THE FORUMS

# ? Nov 13, 2021 06:15

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Junior Jr. posted:

okay gently caress this, burn the blacks, fags, and trannies, this board is full of autistic fucks, republicans and conservaties were right the whole time, women can't do poo poo, and white power I guess.

I think I've covered everything, can I get banned now? I don't feel like paying another 10 bucks and I'm broke anyways.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

don't ever come back

# ? Nov 13, 2021 06:43

runnypoops: Mar 26, 2016; been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Junior Jr. posted:

okay gently caress this, burn the blacks, fags, and trannies, this board is full of autistic fucks, republicans and conservaties were right the whole time, women can't do poo poo, and white power I guess.

I think I've covered everything, can I get banned now? I don't feel like paying another 10 bucks and I'm broke anyways.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

There are parts of thos post that are really bigoted fyi

# ? Nov 13, 2021 07:09

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

runnypoops posted:

There are parts of thos post that are really bigoted fyi

which ones. show us on this puppet

# ? Nov 13, 2021 07:36

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Junior Jr. posted:

*a meltdown and lame-rear end banme*

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Too bad you didn't post a selfie with a mouthful of cum, OP

# ? Nov 13, 2021 09:29

tractor man: Nov 11, 2021

It seems i have joined the forum at a trying time? But something also tells me you little bitches was always posting stuff like this

# ? Nov 13, 2021 10:20

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Me too OP, I wrote a similar post when I decided to leave my Unique Trees, Tao Te Ching inspirational quotes, and Visible Child: Respectful/Mindful parents groups on Facebook.

Just really let those other mutual members have it and call out their disgustingly imbecilic echo chamber of delusion. I couldn't suffer it anymore and needed to tell them I was leaving. Ohhhh they begged for me to stay and further enlighten them but I said "no, I will no longer contribute."

# ? Nov 13, 2021 10:33

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

looking at the rap sheet that guy should have been banned about 20 times

he was using gay as an insult in 2018 lmao

fricken mods, your targeting sensors suck poo poo

# ? Nov 13, 2021 10:54

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Lolling at the cow - OP parallels in this thread.
Anyway, here's a crude ascii goatse.
<O>

# ? Nov 13, 2021 12:50

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Least funny way to go out possible. What a performative dork.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 13:01

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Regarde Aduck posted:

looking at the rap sheet that guy should have been banned about 20 times

he was using gay as an insult in 2018 lmao

fricken mods, your targeting sensors suck poo poo

The report button is our targeting sensor, so can't you do a better job? Tsk, tsk.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 13:02

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Junior Jr. posted:

okay gently caress this, burn the blacks, fags, and trannies, this board is full of autistic fucks, republicans and conservaties were right the whole time, women can't do poo poo, and white power I guess.

I think I've covered everything, can I get banned now? I don't feel like paying another 10 bucks and I'm broke anyways.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

So they got banned and immediately reregged anyway if I'm reading their avatar right? Lmao. Might want to extend that probation, mods.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 20:12

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

cumshitter posted:

So they got banned and immediately reregged anyway if I'm reading their avatar right? Lmao. Might want to extend that probation, mods.

I am watching carefully.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 20:14

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Wait, no no. It's a ban + a probe. I think.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 20:15

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

I missed a page. Did OP do something funny?

# ? Nov 13, 2021 20:41

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Least funny way to go out possible. What a performative dork.

The only BANME more shameful than using a forbidden tag with OP just saying "peace" or something

# ? Nov 13, 2021 20:54

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

The only BANME more shameful than using a forbidden tag with OP just saying "peace" or something

really! say something sexist or racist. Make it worth my while to read.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 21:00

FoolyCharged: Oct 11, 2012; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I missed a page. Did OP do something funny?

Nope, they said a bunch of slurs to get banned in the worst ban me ever. LAP should have edited it into something wholesome to spite op for their unfunny surrender.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 22:01

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

FoolyCharged posted:

Nope, they said a bunch of slurs to get banned in the worst ban me ever. LAP should have edited it into something wholesome to spite op for their unfunny surrender.

I thought about it honestly but if this user ever reregs I want that on their rap sheet. It leaves no questions about their character.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 22:15

FoolyCharged: Oct 11, 2012; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

I can't fault your logic there.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 22:23

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

FoolyCharged posted:

I can't fault your logic there.

quantum logic

# ? Nov 13, 2021 22:24

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Swagger

# ? Nov 13, 2021 22:31

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

OP got banned for being a shithead and I'm laughing.

The son of a bitch did it!

# ? Nov 13, 2021 22:33

ChunTheUnavoidable: Sep 27, 2021

I think you can pull it off

# ? Nov 13, 2021 22:55

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

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