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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


to root around my backyard and tear that poo poo up

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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


maybe get a couple cocks to wake me up in the morning


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


takin up the farmin life to finally get some plowing done


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


keepin a whole coop full of hot chicks


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


finally learning how to hoe


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


makin that big rear end bounce...as it pulls this cart full of turnips down the bumpy lane to town


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


idiotsavant
lookin forward to a morning full of pumping & humping, hauling water up the hill from the well

pecan

child: Mom, Dad, can we go to the petting zoo at Down Bad Acres?

parents: never.

Chinatown

by Fluffdaddy
get one with huge balls for an added lol factor

im sure youve seen that photo and how deeply happy that man is with his piggy :3

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Hey babe, want me to, um, irrigate your harvest with my, uh, rotary tiller? ...Wait come back!

alnilam

*admiring your donkey* dat rear end tho

Twenty Four


"Nice gently caress barn"

teen witch

pecan posted:

child: Mom, Dad, can we go to the petting zoo at Down Bad Acres?

parents: never.

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
Hey, careful-- steer clear of those rolling expanses of wheat... everybody is making love amidst the sheathes and if you scare them they'll go berserk





-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


oh yeah a keep a couple breeders around


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


ErrorInvalidUser

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Escape From Noise

I didn't expect Farmers Only to go in such a bawdy direction.

Twenty Four



Why'd they build that house at half scale?

Manifisto


a farmer's life is sisyphean in that it requires large and sometimes complicated equipment for filling holes, but as soon as you fill one set of holes there's an entirely new set that needs attention


ty nesamdoom!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN



That's quite the hog you've got there, mister. Golly! I'd love to a piece of that in my mouth.

Mummy Napkin
getting loving blisters on my hands from all this teet milking’

Heather Papps

hello friend


time to dig a well. gonna do my best to strike water.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Mormon Nailer posted:

That's quite the hog you've got there, mister. Golly! I'd love to a piece of that in my mouth.


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


It's hard out there for us ranch types, these days. I can't find a good bull for breeding even with all the money in the bank.

Escape From Noise

How You Gonna Keep 'em Down on the Farm (After They've Seen Big Dick Daddy Dongle's Dongarium+"Big rear end"+"Big Ol' rear end")?

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Nov 16, 2021

take the moon

by sebmojo
im always high on the hog when im posting in byob

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take the moon

by sebmojo
doing my part for the feral hogs problem by taming 1 (one) of these savage beasts

bog pixie

https://twitter.com/SrutisJay/status/1443826097838305302?s=20

froward

by Azathoth

bog pixie posted:

I want what they have

pig herpes

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Escape From Noise

Get me my big rubber apron and restraints and put down a tarp! Things are about to get messy! That's right I'm gonna be makin' bacon!

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
workin' on a sex farm
tryna grow some hard love



Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

froward posted:

pig herpes



deep dish peat moss

I'm a 34-year-old man and I would like to go half-in on a hog, with no other attachments.

deep dish peat moss

To be clear this date is strictly transactional, we are here to transact two halves of a big fuckin' hog.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Sorry I'm only into big fuckin hogs. These hogs you're showing me are just too small.

teen witch

Mormon Nailer posted:

Sorry I'm only into big fuckin hogs. These hogs you're showing me are just too small.



have I got a big hog for you HEH HEH YEAH BABY HEH

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


teen witch posted:

have I got a big hog for you HEH HEH YEAH BABY HEH

Well come on then, post your giant hog, if you're so dang proud of it

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