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why should I work for you? good question. why should i waste my time with you? company: is that a neg? me: hold all these marbl-*they spill out onto the ground and roll everywhere*-es |
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amazon: why do you think you'd be a good team member? me: oh idk :- ) I typically am quite comfortable making GBS threads my pants and pissing myself slumpy |
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Nov 16, 2021 21:07
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i pea out my cock too op |
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Nov 16, 2021 21:26
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Slumpy posted:why should I work for you? good question. why should i waste my time with you? Slumpy posted:amazon: why do you think you'd be a good team member? lol https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4 |
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Slumpy posted:amazon: why do you think you'd be a good team member? |
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Nov 16, 2021 22:07
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Slumpy posted:amazon: why do you think you'd be a good team member?
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Nov 16, 2021 22:09
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can you give me an example of when you have forsaken everything important in your life for the demands of a minimum wage job? this is critical in understanding your work ethic
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my old job hired a guy because he came in for his interview on halloween dressed in a cartoonishly exaggerated cowboy outfit |
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Nov 16, 2021 23:46
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deep dish peat moss posted:my old job hired a guy because he came in for his interview on halloween dressed in a cartoonishly exaggerated cowboy outfit that rules do you have a picture of the 'fit my next job is going to hire me because i dress for the job i want: diplomat who has sex with alien ladies ---------------- |
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froward posted:that rules do you have a picture of the 'fit Alien ladies named Dick?
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Nov 17, 2021 03:21
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Slumpy posted:amazon: why do you think you'd be a good team member? lmao ---------------- |
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barnold posted:i pea out my cock too op 
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Nov 17, 2021 04:39
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I thought I was a shoo-in right up until I made that unearthly shrieking sound. Hey! It's who I am!
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*interviewing at the dick sucking factory* me: i suck a p mean dick interviewer: can you demonstrate for us? me *on phone*: hello, sex harassment department? it happened again ---------------- |
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Nov 17, 2021 11:32
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Interviewer: What did you do at your previous job that you're proud of? *spreads out feathers and hisses*
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Nov 17, 2021 16:21
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peacocking probably a better strategy than shitcocking
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Nov 17, 2021 16:35
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Do you have any experience in aerospace? *shuttlecocks* You're hired! |
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Nov 17, 2021 16:43
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Asking the interviewer if I can get the number of their sister company because their the one I'm actually interested in.
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Nov 17, 2021 17:00
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take the moon posted:*interviewing at the dick sucking factory*
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Reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg joke, something like: "Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Celebrating the five year anniversary of you asking me this question."
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