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buglord for gbs mod
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No, because I am scared of a better GBS.
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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Meme Poker Party posted:

Enough about draconian probations. How about draconian waifus? That's what I want to hear about, OP.

Wtf dragonian waifus was right there?!

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Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Chinatown posted:

suck the poo poo outta my rear end in a top hat OP

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lmao

Buttes McDuff
Dec 4, 2004

Scottish Buttesman
Down with tugging, yes with Buglord

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Spinz posted:

He?

I think WM might be a lady and at this point they are a net plus for gbs

Should be Wizard Mistress

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Mr. Pardiggle posted:

Patience, Snaketits. Bigger things are happening this very moment. There's at least 12 counterrevolutionaries in our thread, trying to steal our vision of a prosperous SA. As my newly assigned ideological enforcement chief, I need you to give me the names of the 12 posters who voted against me being the rightful ruler of GBS.

Elementary, my dear Pardiggle. Twelve names you say? The answer has been hiding in plain sight. You need not look farther the front page of GBS, where twelve names are emblazoned upon the top of the page. The culprits are none other than... the mods!


1) Genesplicer
2) Fleta Mcgurn
3) Bonzo
4) The Bloop
5) GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
6) Pope Corky The IX
7) Mr. Creakle
8) teen witch
9) Jestery
10) A Fancy Hat
11) Literally A Person
12) Aardvark

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Bronze Fonz posted:

Wtf dragonian waifus was right there?!

Draconian already refers to dragons (as a secondary definition).

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Free Chinatown

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Frank Frank posted:

Free Chinatown

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Straight to a 24h probe, no ramp. We see now the arbitrary "justice" of the mods laid bare. It's time for change.


It's time for Pardiggle.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Panic! At The Tesco posted:

these are the only kind of mods I wanna see in my gbs




Wow, this guy only wants white guys as mods, thats a ban

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Frank Frank posted:

Free Chinatown

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Ban people who constantly post anime softcore porn and ill venmo u

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Meme Poker Party posted:

Elementary, my dear Pardiggle. Twelve names you say? The answer has been hiding in plain sight. You need not look farther the front page of GBS, where twelve names are emblazoned upon the top of the page. The culprits are none other than... the mods!


1) Genesplicer
2) Fleta Mcgurn
3) Bonzo
4) The Bloop
5) GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
6) Pope Corky The IX
7) Mr. Creakle
8) teen witch
9) Jestery
10) A Fancy Hat
11) Literally A Person
12) Aardvark

Hey some of us are just IKs

We don't set policy, just mostly change thread titles and hand out comedy sixers

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Being a mod would loving suck, OP.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

The Bloop posted:

Hey some of us are just IKs

We don't set policy, just mostly change thread titles and hand out comedy sixers

You have a probe button and you use it, sorry but you're a mod! In fact, since you use it without consulting a queue of week old reports the others don't want to look at, I'd argue you're a Super Mod that exceeds the performance limitations of standard mods.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

We need an RNG modbot that just randomly issues out probes with Chomsky word salad for reasons.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Meme Poker Party posted:

You have a probe button and you use it, sorry but you're a mod! In fact, since you use it without consulting a queue of week old reports the others don't want to look at, I'd argue you're a Super Mod that exceeds the performance limitations of standard mods.

Ok cool, but I don't think checking the queue is necessary for 6ing someone who intentionally posts seven words in the 5 words thread or whatever. I report big poo poo to actual blue stars.

Of course I do happen to think moderation is what makes this forum worth having been a part of for two decades so it's not like I'm all ACAB about mods

Obviously some mods are good and some are bad and all that jazz

Ymmv

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I didn't say mods we're bad! Just that you are one, Bloop!


Also probing illegal word counts in the Five thread is the lord's work.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Meme Poker Party posted:

Elementary, my dear Pardiggle. Twelve names you say? The answer has been hiding in plain sight. You need not look farther the front page of GBS, where twelve names are emblazoned upon the top of the page. The culprits are none other than... the mods!


1) Genesplicer
2) Fleta Mcgurn
3) Bonzo
4) The Bloop
5) GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
6) Pope Corky The IX
7) Mr. Creakle
8) teen witch
9) Jestery
10) A Fancy Hat
11) Literally A Person
12) Aardvark
Of course it was the craven moderators, scared of having a true poster of the people within their ranks. Please conscript the FYAD peasants to dig 12 ditches by sundown. We have work to do.

Literally A Person posted:

Being a mod would loving suck, OP.

Realtalk if I was a mod I think I’d just goatse the forums and get a ban because it seems like being a mod would instantly sap all the enjoyment I get out of the forums.

That said, I fully support the forced promotion to Moderator for Chinatown.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

The Bloop posted:

some mods are good and some are bad

You heard it here first folks! Some mods are good, and some are bad, like those that wantonly harass our poor innocent poster Big Beefer City! What say you, op?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

donkey salami posted:

We need an RNG modbot that just randomly issues out probes with Chomsky word salad for reasons.

can't we borrow D&D's

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mr. Pardiggle posted:

Realtalk if I was a mod I think I’d just goatse the forums and get a ban because it seems like being a mod would instantly sap all the enjoyment I get out of the forums.

If I must be earnest: I really like you guys and, yes, reports suck a dingus but GBS is my favorite place on the internet so doing a few reports and changing people's avs and poo poo is just a way I can "help" out a place I like filled with people I like (ish).

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Strive not to grasp the artificial, corrupting probe button that mods are drawn to. Instead reach for the one true probe button that exists within every poster, the power that was always inside. :healthy:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Colonel Cancer posted:

Strive not to grasp the artificial, corrupting probe button that mods are drawn to. Instead reach for the one true probe button that exists within every poster, the power that was always inside. :healthy:

Alternately, :justpost:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

nah the joke doesn't really work if you replace it with that, imo

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Chinatown posted:

suck the poo poo outta my rear end in a top hat OP

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Free Chinatown !!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Also tug my dam balls OP

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Dec 25, 2020

 
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chinatown forgot to say please, the probe is deserved imho

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Mr. Pardiggle posted:



Just a few of my policies which are part of my platform for Posting Towards the Future.

- Nuke the China Megathreads

Lol fascist racist boot licker spotted

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Alright OP. You're a mod.

Now what?

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

spacetoaster posted:

Alright OP. You're a mod.

Now what?

Hide your kids

Raere
Dec 13, 2007

op i hope you feel bad about provoking Chinatown and making him eat a probe

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Raere posted:

op i hope you feel bad about provoking Chinatown and making him eat a probe
look grandpa how about you go fly a kite or sip wine with the other aged neighborhood queens, i dont give two figs what you think, if i was mod, chinatown would be free as a bird

spacetoaster posted:

Alright OP. You're a mod.

Now what?
:evilbuddy:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
A new month. A new me.














SIKE!!!! :blastu:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Chinatown posted:

A new month. A new me.














SIKE!!!! :blastu:


what's up BITCH

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

since you're a Crocs guy can you tell me where I can get more of the slip on crocs that look like vans comfy crush (tm) loafers

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

since you're a Crocs guy can you tell me where I can get more of the slip on crocs that look like vans comfy crush (tm) loafers
sory for youre troubled lawrence but im all out of advice

I do have skeleton jibbitz on my clogs though :kiddo:

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