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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
tell me some holiday song hot takes!!!!

this song loving sucks rear end and it’s never not a loving bummer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik2zEZmEJSA

gently caress fairytale of New York, grew up on LI and never loving once heard that song???

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime wouldn’t own as hard without the synth.

This is the best holiday song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nud2TQNahaU

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

If a child is shivering in the cold of night, why in the gently caress would you bring him silver and gold instead of, you know, a warm blanket or perhaps moving him and his parents to a room at another inn? Silver and gold ain’t gonna do poo poo to warm that baby up.

But yes, Wonderful Christmastime is a bop. gently caress the haters.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Here's a hot fuckin take: Christmas music fuckin sucks poo poo.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Also, what in the gently caress does “Africa” by Toto have to do with Christmas, and why does the audience go fuckin’ nuts when Straight No Chaser does it in that lovely acapella medley?

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
The only good Christmas song is Carol of the Bells and only if the performers make it sound appropriately ominous.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

This here is The Christmas Song. It is fun it is catchy and it doesn't sound tacky. It gives you the warm snuggles as two people interact in a wonderfully real way, that is cursing and shouting at each other for runing each other's dreams.

You can't listen to this song on its own though, oh no no no. It must be in a Christmas song playlist and shuffled and then listened to on a long drive. This is so you have to suffer all the worse lesser Christmas songs and then when it shows up you can cheer and then it's back to the suffering only now you can talk about how good Fairytale of New York is.

It features a slur and there's a huge argument over whether it's appropriate in this day and age and whether it should be censored. I am in camp keep it in because it is used in the correct cultural context for two drunken Irish people having a rollocking row and isn't used to disparage LGBTQ people. People who want this line censored are, for once, being oversensitive (unless you're one of those assholes who insist on screaming the word, in which case gently caress you don't gently caress my Christmas cheer)

The lady who sung in it was fully decapitated by a boat and that's really sad but also makes this song heavy metal. It transcends genres.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ysfQjKKi70

I'm pretty sure this guy was a goon and it's a Truthful Song

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


A lot of the Christmas songs from 40s and 50s are horny.

And what's up with that line about telling scary ghost stories in The Most Wonderful Time of The Year?

And now that I'm a mom I am horny for Michel Bublé somehow. I'd le tits now with him, if you know what I mean.

WhyZodiac
Oct 29, 2015

Ramrod XTreme
I wrote a Christmas song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfX4JNbtUMA

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
This is by Hot Dad who definitely is or was a goon in some capacity and it is actually legitimately fun in his goofy doofy way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftEz-m0kEWA

It combines the best of Emotional Crooning with 90's CGI for a Christmas Special With Crunch™

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

handel’s Messiah kicks rear end and is the best Christmas tune to put on in the background and get you ready to celebrate Santa claus and the little baby Jesus

ChunTheUnavoidable fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Dec 11, 2021

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7nNo1la884

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