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I know you recorded me, on video, but I was actually doing sign language on my front porch. Not smoking a bong? That's me doing sign language!
**video literally shows them smoking a bong**
That's sign language!
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Dec 14, 2021 06:11
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May 12, 2024 17:14
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- selan dyin
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doin sign language right now OP 
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Dec 14, 2021 06:22
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- Dads Dip Cup
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"...and so you see officer, I was using American Sign Language to express the feelings of helplessness and futility inherent to the human experience"
"sir, you were sucking your own dick in a public setting"
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Dec 15, 2021 00:27
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- Good Sphere
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i once heard that marilyn manson had ribs removed so he could express the feelings of helplessness and futility inherent to the human experience
almost... but he ain't human. he's an alien, and he has no sexual reproductive organs
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Dec 15, 2021 06:42
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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TIL misogyny extends to the stars and even an alien can face multiple allegations of violence against women.
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Dec 15, 2021 06:46
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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It ain't public urination if you spell out a word or two in the snow. But unfortunately fun shapes don't count.
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Dec 15, 2021 06:48
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- Dads Dip Cup
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I realize that, to an uneducated layperson, tossing bricks and molotov cocktails into storefront windows would make it appear as though I am rioting. perhaps if you had paid attention in school and familiarized yourself with American Sign Language, you would have picked up on the subtle nuances required to interpret my glowing review of Popeye's Spicy Chicken Sandwich
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Dec 15, 2021 07:20
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- Lock
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hardcore sound gets you hypah
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A marijuana joint? Never heard of it. No, this is a very special communication device. You speak into it and it translates your words into smoke signals.
*Blows out some smoke rings*
See that? "Ooooo." That's Morse code for "get off my dick".
https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!
huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!
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Dec 15, 2021 19:28
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- Good Sphere
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I realize that, to an uneducated layperson, tossing bricks and molotov cocktails into storefront windows would make it appear as though I am rioting. perhaps if you had paid attention in school and familiarized yourself with American Sign Language, you would have picked up on the subtle nuances required to interpret my glowing review of Popeye's Spicy Chicken Sandwich
9/11 was sign language, done with planes, to express the excitement of the album "Toxicity" by System of a Down, which was just released 7 days prior
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Dec 15, 2021 19:40
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- deep dish peat moss
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Officer, I wasn't smoking a bong... that's just how you say "smoking a bong" in American Sign Language.
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Dec 15, 2021 21:26
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- Fredrik1
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**knocks on car window**
Do you know how fast you were going?
Officer, I couldn't possibly, I'm blind
Oh, no worries, I was just signing "police stop" in good old American sign language here
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Dec 15, 2021 23:12
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- deep dish peat moss
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Officer it wasn't what it looks like. I didn't kill this man in cold blood. I was having a conversation in American Sign Language with my friend and needed to say "Knife to Meet You" and that's how you say it in American Sign Language.
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Dec 15, 2021 23:32
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- Dads Dip Cup
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your accusation that I "defecated on the floor in the middle of the Starbucks" demonstrates a critical lack of understanding of American Sign Language. had you properly interpreted what I was trying to tell you, you would not have had to suffer the embarrassment of realizing that your fly has been open this entire time
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Dec 16, 2021 00:27
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May 12, 2024 17:14
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- The Walrus Cancer
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If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
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What? I would never topple a democratically elected government to replace it with a puppet government for the CIA so I can make money selling weapons and producing drugs. That was just me asking if you've eaten in American Sign Language, you knob.
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