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just a new holiday altogether, gamer day
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A real life Skyrim theme park but with the futa mod installed.
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Dec 23, 2021 17:38
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A real life sims theme park where you can control the lives and habitats of otherwise homeless people from a spidercam installed above a big hanger space with quickly installing walls etc. You lie, bowels and bladder plumbed in for convenience, floating in an isolation tank with vr goggles and some controllers. You CAN choose to burn them alive in a kitchen without doors or toilets, but it costs extra because they have to source and import more homeless people.
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Dec 23, 2021 17:46
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a dating site for gamers based on high score / kda
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Dec 23, 2021 17:55
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Dec 23, 2021 18:17
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GolfHole posted:a dating site for gamers based on high score / kda KDA: Kissing and Dating Amicable gamers
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Dec 23, 2021 18:30
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A lamia that comes and chokes you when you've been gaming too long without a shower.
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Dec 23, 2021 18:31
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MY FRIEND YIPES commentator addon that can be applied to any game that counts how many hits are in your current combo. All it really does is have a bank of voice clips from yipes going "uh uh uhhhhh" and "GET IN THAT rear end" and other poo poo like that and it just plays stuff like that while you rack up hits. doesn't matter what the game is cause it never mattered what the game is
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Dec 23, 2021 18:38
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The Rock: "What's your game?" Gamer: "Super Mar—" The Rock: "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR GAME IS!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Dec 23, 2021 18:58
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A gamer theme park modeled on Morrowind and every five minutes or so over the PA system an old millennial or Gen X computer toucher says something like “ACTUALLY this is the best Elder Scrolls game!”
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Dec 23, 2021 23:27
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a boxing game based on Journey to the West where you play as a young boxer who has to make his way from atlantic city to las vegas accompanied by mike tyson, eric "butterbean" esch, and joe frazier
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Dec 24, 2021 00:17
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Skull-implanted blood oxygen meter that plays the Sonic drowning music inside your head if it gets low. Or when it needs a software update, which is often.
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Dec 24, 2021 00:50
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signalnoise posted:a boxing game based on Journey to the West where you play as a young boxer who has to make his way from atlantic city to las vegas accompanied by mike tyson, eric "butterbean" esch, and joe frazier I'm here for this.
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Dec 24, 2021 01:09
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signalnoise posted:a boxing game based on Journey to the West where you play as a young boxer who has to make his way from atlantic city to las vegas accompanied by mike tyson, eric "butterbean" esch, and joe frazier retrieving the lost boxing sutras from don king
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Dec 24, 2021 01:23
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don king organizes all of the fights but turns out to be the real antagonist because he was really hoping they'd lose and never acquire the scriptures of sweet science
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Dec 24, 2021 01:55
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A toaster that calls you a PRO GAMER when you put bread in it. A roblox food blender that reassembles the blended shrimp you put in it. A game streaming service, but it's just photos of gumball machines, not games. $420.69/year A tuxedo that forces you to do fortnite dances when worn. A shower head that flavors the water with Gamer Grub PB&J. Eye implants that causes you to see Blinx the Cat instead of people. A 77" oled tv with Gex Enter the Gecko stage 5 burned into it. Vintage copy of Three Dirty Dwarves for Sega Saturn, but now you can play it on a laserdisc player. A game that constantly changes your desktop wallpaper into ads, and spawns gay porn shortcuts on your desktop every 5 seconds. (No joke, I got malware that did this while looking for crysis cd keys back in the day. No seriously, it actually did that. I had to wipe my computer)
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Dec 24, 2021 09:26
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Lootboxes, but they're a random lootbox for a random game that devs have signed up for. You don't pick what games it can be for. Don't play Fortnite? Well gently caress you, it's a Fortnite lootbox. Guess you either wasted it or you now have to play Fortnite. Throw in some exclusives and people will be buying lootboxes and jumping from game to game for that rush. In this all games become one.
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Dec 24, 2021 09:38
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A total immersion VR environment that you will live and work in, and it's owned and controlled by Mark Zuckerberg.
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Dec 24, 2021 11:59
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Space Kablooey posted:a lootbox service containing lootboxes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG-S7UxIzX8
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Dec 24, 2021 12:09
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A PS5 but the guts have been swapped for those of a Phillips CD-i
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Dec 24, 2021 16:31
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That would be so funny to tell a nephew or something (i'm thinking like 7-10) that you got the PS6 before anyone else and then hook up a 3DO with Kirk Cameron's the Horde inside and say "Well, here you go. Merry Christmas."
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Dec 24, 2021 16:41
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:A gamer theme park modeled on Morrowind and every five minutes or so over the PA system an old millennial or Gen X computer toucher says something like “ACTUALLY this is the best Elder Scrolls game!” Yep, I'm prepared to give you lots of money, as long as you can get all the costumed mascots to stand in one spot and say "my sugar is yours, frrrrrrriend"
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Dec 24, 2021 16:57
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:A gamer theme park modeled on Morrowind and every five minutes or so over the PA system an old millennial or Gen X computer toucher says something like “ACTUALLY this is the best Elder Scrolls game!” Or it plays an awful screech and then everyone gets bopped in the head by foam cliff runners
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Dec 24, 2021 17:10
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ikanreed posted:Yep, I'm prepared to give you lots of money, as long as you can get all the costumed mascots to stand in one spot and say "my sugar is yours, frrrrrrriend" We regret to inform you that the park has been closed after an employee was recorded calling a guest a “N’wah.”
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Dec 24, 2021 17:49
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A visit from three ghosts but instead of a lesson about Christmas it's a lesson about being a PRO GAMER!
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Dec 24, 2021 21:53
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Taco Bell but submitting your order is a quicktime event
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Dec 24, 2021 22:19
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a new Burger King hamburger with a flash drive instead of a patty. It has a rom of Pokémon soul silver in it
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Dec 24, 2021 23:04
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Applewhite posted:Car detailing that makes it look like Princess Peach's rear end in a top hat is exactly where the gas cap is. She's making an ahegao face while Mario watches and cries. https://imgur.com/cec5zfg
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Dec 25, 2021 01:34
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Pls don't doxx my car thx
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Dec 25, 2021 01:36
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A silicone butt that farts every time you fire a gun in game.
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Dec 30, 2021 23:20
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RAM extender for showing off the RGB, which incidentally blocks the CPU fan.
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Dec 31, 2021 00:29
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Really ugly shoes (with RGB).  
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