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one time i took a crap and i swear it was like 10 pounds it weas like wooooooo man it was huge have u ever taken a real huge crap? It eas so big it was like that southpark episode where randyh takes the huge poop but then SPOILERS [spoiler]Its turns out BONO from U2 is actually a LITERAL piece of CRAP!!! XD XD XD{/spoiler] what was the biggest crap u ever took?
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im your mom nooner and it was u lol owned just kidding sometimes i do these big like cow patty looking shits theyre just unbelievable like the size of dinner plates
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Dec 20, 2021 04:24
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We going by contiguous length or just volume?
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Dec 20, 2021 04:24
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prolly when I gave birth to your mom op
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Dec 20, 2021 04:26
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I took a lot of crap as a kid, where I was routinely beaten and threatened with murder. Still have nightmares where I wake up sweating because I imagine a large man kicking the poo poo out of me while I'm in the fetal position begging him to stop. So that's a lot of crap lol
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Dec 20, 2021 04:36
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it was in this pub-  in nant peris, snowdonia, circa 2015. we had just wild camped on a mountain the night before and i hadn't had a poo poo for over 24 hours. i ordered a guinness and went off to unload the biggest dump i've ever seen and my rear end was hosed afterwards. makin memories
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Dec 20, 2021 08:21
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It was the size and shape of a wine bottle. Came out fat end first.
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Dec 20, 2021 08:29
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I took one the other day that stretched my bhole and resulted in some light bleeding but that was more wide than most but I don’t think it was the biggest sorry op
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Dec 20, 2021 08:30
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At the worst of my IBS, about 6 years ago, I had a bowel movement that was over a yard in length and exited my body over the course of an entire minute. It had something to do with my vagus nerve, because when I tried to get up I blacked out and fell on the floor repeatedly. When I came to and took my blood pressure, it was 70/40.
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Dec 20, 2021 08:31
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Entorwellian posted:At the worst of my IBS, about 6 years ago, I had a bowel movement that was over a yard in length and exited my body over the course of an entire minute. It had something to do with my vagus nerve, because when I tried to get up I blacked out and fell on the floor repeatedly. When I came to and took my blood in pressure, it was 70/40. I’m sorry I’m curious about this but did it just coil around or did it just keep feeding down the hole in the bottom
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Dec 20, 2021 08:33
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*looking at op* eh not that big tbh
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Dec 20, 2021 08:35
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Corn Glizzy posted:I’m sorry I’m curious about this but did it just coil around or did it just keep feeding down the hole in the bottom It had a straight end going through the hole and then a thinner length curled around numerous times. It was horrifying. It went from hard and fully digested to peanut butter consistency and barely digested.
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Dec 20, 2021 08:45
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Entorwellian posted:It had a straight end going through the hole and then a thinner length curled around numerous times. It was horrifying. It went from hard and fully digested to peanut butter consistency and barely digested. fuckin explain this Dr. Fauci, I’m waiting
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Dec 20, 2021 09:06
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sometimes there's such a giant turd in the bowl that I look down and go "is this it... is this the time that I finally I break my one rule?" (meaning not sending pics of my turds to my friends group chat)
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Dec 20, 2021 09:39
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I may have taken the biggest crap of all time
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Dec 20, 2021 09:58
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AHH F/UGH posted:sometimes there's such a giant turd in the bowl that I look down and go "is this it... is this the time that I finally I break my one rule?" (meaning not sending pics of my turds to my friends group chat)
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Dec 20, 2021 10:03
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Nooner I can't tell if you need a nap, a hug, or you're trying to win that fabulous prize LAP is shilling but I'm here for it. I took a pretty gross poo poo at work right before I clocked out yesterday tho. No way I'm doing that for free. I did clean the bowl tho I'm not a monster.
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Dec 20, 2021 10:27
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When I was a kid I remember taking some poos that genuinely felt like they would tear something, but eventually by the time I was an adult I was blessed with an anus capable of amazing things.
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Dec 20, 2021 10:35
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i do "brimmers" all the time but i remember i used a poop shelf terlet one time and i laid a massive loaf. there was literally steam coming off of it. i think of that steam often it was very mysterious
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Dec 20, 2021 10:35
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There was this one time I had a really bad day at my job. Once I was finished there I decided to have a kebab pizza and a beer on the way home since I really didn't feel like cooking. After slamming down the pizza and the beer in record time, I started walking towards home. But something wasn't right, there was a rumbling in my stomach very unlike anything I'd experienced before. It quickly turned into an intense need to poo poo. I'm not talking about "oh, I should visit a toilet soon", I'm talking about the Houdini of diarrhea trying his best to escape my rear end, I'm talking about Gustavus Adolphus also known as The Lion of Midnight besieging the fortress of my anus. There was a bus stop with a bunch of people waiting near my home, I had to walk behind it because I didn't want to embarrass myself in front of them. I wanted to run, but it was no longer an option. I managed to hold until I opened the front door of my apartment, but lunging for the bathroom was too much and I shat my pants so hard that liquid poo poo was flowing out from both trouser legs. I took off all the clothes, took a shower, stuffed the clothes into the washing machine, and then took another shower. So that's probably the most impactful poo poo I've taken, thanks for reading.
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Dec 20, 2021 10:50
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StoryTime posted:There was this one time I had a really bad day at my job. Once I was finished there I decided to have a kebab pizza and a beer on the way home since I really didn't feel like cooking. After slamming down the pizza and the beer in record time, I started walking towards home. But something wasn't right, there was a rumbling in my stomach very unlike anything I'd experienced before. It quickly turned into an intense need to poo poo. I'm not talking about "oh, I should visit a toilet soon", I'm talking about the Houdini of diarrhea trying his best to escape my rear end, I'm talking about Gustavus Adolphus also known as The Lion of Midnight besieging the fortress of my anus. There was a bus stop with a bunch of people waiting near my home, I had to walk behind it because I didn't want to embarrass myself in front of them. I wanted to run, but it was no longer an option. I managed to hold until I opened the front door of my apartment, but lunging for the bathroom was too much and I shat my pants so hard that liquid poo poo was flowing out from both trouser legs. I took off all the clothes, took a shower, stuffed the clothes into the washing machine, and then took another shower. A+
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Dec 20, 2021 10:52
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StoryTime posted:There was this one time I had a really bad day at my job. Once I was finished there I decided to have a kebab pizza and a beer on the way home since I really didn't feel like cooking. After slamming down the pizza and the beer in record time, I started walking towards home. But something wasn't right, there was a rumbling in my stomach very unlike anything I'd experienced before. It quickly turned into an intense need to poo poo. I'm not talking about "oh, I should visit a toilet soon", I'm talking about the Houdini of diarrhea trying his best to escape my rear end, I'm talking about Gustavus Adolphus also known as The Lion of Midnight besieging the fortress of my anus. There was a bus stop with a bunch of people waiting near my home, I had to walk behind it because I didn't want to embarrass myself in front of them. I wanted to run, but it was no longer an option. I managed to hold until I opened the front door of my apartment, but lunging for the bathroom was too much and I shat my pants so hard that liquid poo poo was flowing out from both trouser legs. I took off all the clothes, took a shower, stuffed the clothes into the washing machine, and then took another shower. Jesus just give this guy the trophy
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Dec 20, 2021 10:58
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Yo momma lol
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Dec 20, 2021 11:02
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Barry Foster posted:I may have taken the biggest crap of all time Full article please.
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Dec 20, 2021 15:12
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I mean you've seen my posts
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Dec 20, 2021 15:23
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I sent you a picture OP. If you turn off you’re monitor you can see it.
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Dec 20, 2021 15:33
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https://old.disappointment.com/randomacts/msnsoiling.htm this is one of my fav websites from back in the web 1.0 days
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Dec 20, 2021 16:01
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I took one that was a solid pile, like when you eat just pancakes for 2 or 3 meals, and it breached the water in the toilet just a little. Miraculously flushed without a hitch.
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Dec 20, 2021 16:28
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i was vegan for like 5 years and on my second or third day of it I went in a starbucks bathroom. It wasnt horrible or gross just almost unbelievably voluminous. Thanks for listening
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When I was in high school, I got extremely constipated and eventually reached the point of constipation where I could feel it pressing on my organs and even though it didn't seem like my rear end was going to be able to stretch enough, I really didn't have any other choice at that point. Despite the softener I definitely tore something, but I've never been more relieved in my life. It basically looked like a newborn baby made of poo poo. I could barely sit down after.
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