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I sort of lost interest after COVID struck. I'm assuming they're still extending the deadline indefinitely but who knows.
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 16:22 |
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you've heard of the 'irish exit' now here's the 'british exit' where they sit in your parlour eating jam biscuits and being racist until five AM - you come back downstairs and they are still there- did they go out to get more biscuits? this tin seems never ending. they must leave, but they do not. eventually you start eating the biscuits as well.
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 16:24 |
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Yes. If you look on a map England is like sitting in the middle of the ocean and all the countries of Europe are still hanging out together, touching and kissing on a continent, far from England and her infamous smell. edit: My parents' generation's definition of an Irish goodbye is you try to leave and you spend another hour talking while standing near the door and my generation's definition of an Irish goodbye is you leave without saying goodbye to anybody and then folks just notice you're gone. Irish is a land of contrasts. kntfkr fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Dec 20, 2021 |
# ? Dec 20, 2021 16:28 |
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what even is that? did you make it up?
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 16:31 |
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How long before the Northmen invade and sack London again? Or is it the Saxon's turn?
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 16:31 |
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Our sausages are now fully british and full of mechanically extracted 'meat' like the Queen intended. None of that euro-muck with lean cuts of meat, just honest pigs rectums.
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 16:35 |
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It happened but then they had another referendum and decided to join again, and they rejoined with worse terms, which then caused Scotland to say "gently caress this" and broke off and joined with the Faroe Islands, who decided to break off from Denmark due to a dispute over puffin quotas, and together with Ireland they formed the Greater Ireland Republic (greater than UK that is), which left the EU but stayed in the EEA while instead joining the African Union. With Ireland gone, Wales was now free to break off and join Greenland, now a part of the independent territory of Newfoundland; the rest of Canada having been sold off for scrap metal to Japan. With all other options now gone, the nationstate of England formally became part of United Belgium, with the restablishment of the Doggerland landbridge and is currently subject to a harsh campaign of belgification.
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 16:36 |
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The UK is brexiting Europe and brentering the US.
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 16:37 |
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Yes Britain has exited the Earths atmosphere and is currently en route to the sun, where it belongs.
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 16:39 |
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The Greater Ireland Co-Prosperity Sphere
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 16:39 |
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Mooey Cow posted:and is currently subject to a harsh campaign of belgification. process pictured below
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 16:41 |
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yes, op. brexit happened and we've also unrelatedly made it illegal to protest. there's regular supermarket shortages and the government is currently fighting itself as to how much to ignore the pandemic in an effort to cripple our struggling health services so they can be sold off and americanised. this is the fault of jeremy corbyn and trans people, as i'm sure you're aware
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 16:41 |
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there's a brexit in my pants and everyone's invidted
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 16:47 |
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Mooey Cow posted:puffin quotas A fine username there.
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 16:52 |
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Yes it happened and now I have to do double the work in a particular aspect of my job that used to deal with European import regulations but of course now there’s a whole second set of regulations for the UK that are exactly like the European regulations except they say UK on them.
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 17:08 |
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Mooey Cow posted:It happened but then they had another referendum and decided to join again, and they rejoined with worse terms, which then caused Scotland to say "gently caress this" and broke off and joined with the Faroe Islands, who decided to break off from Denmark due to a dispute over puffin quotas, and together with Ireland they formed the Greater Ireland Republic (greater than UK that is), which left the EU but stayed in the EEA while instead joining the African Union. With Ireland gone, Wales was now free to break off and join Greenland, now a part of the independent territory of Newfoundland; the rest of Canada having been sold off for scrap metal to Japan. With all other options now gone, the nationstate of England formally became part of United Belgium, with the restablishment of the Doggerland landbridge and is currently subject to a harsh campaign of belgification. (Installs paradox game)
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 17:16 |
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Only soft brexit. Hard brexit comes next year I think. After that we've actually brexited so the country gets closed down and everyone leaves
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 17:19 |
Vakal posted:How long before the Northmen invade and sack London again? Inshah'allah Britain will again be part of the Scandinavian empire
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 17:35 |
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One of my coworkers is half english. How do i repatriate him? Budget is 15 euros
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 17:37 |
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Convex posted:Only soft brexit. Hard brexit comes next year I think. After that we've actually brexited so the country gets closed down and everyone leaves You're forgetting about red white and blue brexit. Those are actually not one brexit either but three separate colored brexits.
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 17:45 |
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Icochet posted:One of my coworkers is half english. How do i repatriate him? Budget is 15 euros Just ship him to the royal palace COD.
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 18:29 |
Brexit won't happen until Boris Johnson slaps his knee before standing up and saying "Right", it's the law.
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 18:38 |
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Vakal posted:How long before the Northmen invade and sack London again? Eh, the northmen are massive pussies now. I would say Ireland but they have been doing that since the 1860's.
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 19:18 |
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brexit is a type of cereal from our favourite company: Kellogs
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 22:16 |
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you brexit you buy it
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 22:21 |
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a dmc delorean posted:brexit is a type of cereal from our favourite company: Kellogs No thats Frosties, he just resigned
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# ? Dec 21, 2021 19:52 |
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brexit is loving dumb lol
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# ? Dec 21, 2021 20:24 |
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Mooey Cow posted:It happened but then they had another referendum and decided to join again, and they rejoined with worse terms, which then caused Scotland to say "gently caress this" and broke off and joined with the Faroe Islands, who decided to break off from Denmark due to a dispute over puffin quotas, and together with Ireland they formed the Greater Ireland Republic (greater than UK that is), which left the EU but stayed in the EEA while instead joining the African Union. With Ireland gone, Wales was now free to break off and join Greenland, now a part of the independent territory of Newfoundland; the rest of Canada having been sold off for scrap metal to Japan. With all other options now gone, the nationstate of England formally became part of United Belgium, with the restablishment of the Doggerland landbridge and is currently subject to a harsh campaign of belgification. I read all the way to "puffin quotas" before picking up that you were joking because that's how stupid the world is right now.
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# ? Dec 21, 2021 20:33 |
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The Walrus posted:you've heard of the 'irish exit' lol
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