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signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Right between the eyes.




In 2019 and 2020 I had some vagus nerve fainting, I guess. Some kind of fainting anyway. I got all nauseated and passed out a few times, usually as a result of some kind of sharp pain, like accidentally cutting myself really deep with a hobby knife. One time though, I just woke up, sat at my desk, and started feeling it. Just to be sure, though, I managed to crawl to the bathroom and sat on the toilet. Unfortunately for me, I fainted on the toilet. Turning this into actual misfortune is that I apparently fell forward onto the rim of my bathtub. My bathtub is one of those old iron ones that is just coated with a plastic shell, so I pretty much just slammed my head right into an iron plate. My wife found me a couple of minutes later with my pants around my thighs, forehead still resting on the bathtub lip, with a bunch of blood in the tub.

So now if I do any kind of brow furrowing, this shows up.

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
i have a harry potter scar from walking into a concrete pillar at the toronto science centre

i have a 2 inch scar that makes my smile line weird from when my face was drained after I had a zit that popped inwards and then my face inflated with pus

i have a little cap put back on the top of my thumb from slicing it off

i have 4 vertical scars on each of my hand from jumping up and grabbing the top of a fence that had nails in it

i have a scar on hand from when kyle (gently caress you kyle you psycho) pushed me off my bike down a hill and I cut it on a beer bottle

basically all my scars are hand scars or face scars

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I have a scar around my penis where my foreskin was removed without my consent

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