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Aaaaauuuuhh. Euuuurrrhhh. Sniff snorf.
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Deeper. Deeper!!!
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Dec 21, 2021 08:05
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I hope i pass!!!!
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Dec 21, 2021 08:07
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Forbidden lollipop tasted good
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Dec 21, 2021 08:09
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you ever get some part time motherfucker that yeets that thing in there so hard you taste peanut butter that poo poo hurts so bad
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Dec 21, 2021 08:16
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Your neghole is poz. Please stay in your home
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Dec 21, 2021 08:33
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When does the burning in my nose go away??
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Dec 21, 2021 08:37
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there was a little boy a couple booths down that was scream crying because someone literally human blockheaded him and I was like 
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Dec 21, 2021 08:44
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I like when you go to the drive in one and they painal-gape your sinus so bad that your vision looks like in S.T.A.L.K.E.R when you get too close to the brain scorcher and then you chirp out as you leave the parking lot
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Dec 21, 2021 08:47
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I've not had a Covid test OP.
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Dec 21, 2021 10:14
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They hand you the swab and have you do it yourself and you deliberately gently caress it up to achieve your dream of being a Superspreader.
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Dec 21, 2021 11:41
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I just got a COVID test and man is my rear end sore.
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Dec 21, 2021 22:20
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Can you boof it? C'mon doc my pants are already off
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Dec 21, 2021 22:21
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drinking 3 big cups of water before i leave so i'll be able to pee on the strip
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Dec 21, 2021 22:23
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finding it uncomfortable to sit on my way to the test due to my fully laden balls
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Dec 21, 2021 22:24
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they ran out of covid tests here and i need to pass this one to graduate
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Dec 21, 2021 22:29
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i've got a lot of poo poo to do at work and nobody knows how to do my job, gently caress this sucks positive or not, i'm going to get mcdonald's breakfast after this because this is america, god drat it
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Dec 21, 2021 22:33
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I actually found out today I have covid, and so does my wife, yay. All the family were coming over for xmas dinner, but not now as we are isolating. I may or not not be OK with that part of it all. I do feel like poo poo though
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Dec 21, 2021 22:35
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I did a covid test and it tickled a lot but the nurse thought I was in pain, so I was trying to explain that it tickled while I had this thing up my nose and was snort laughing
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Dec 21, 2021 23:01
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Accidentally poked the dangly bit at the back of my throat and now I can't stop retching
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Dec 21, 2021 23:02
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doesnt matter what this test says my dick is the biggest on the planet
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