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Buttchugging .. The act of rectally administering some kinda liquid.  it hits like a freight train and is just fun way of spicing up what would otherwise be a routine experience  Usually alcohol but could be anything. Cough syrup is a 'thing' but you can get creative:  Thought id open up the floor to my fellow goons to share their thoughts, experiences and whimsical anecdotes. Any of you buttchuggin out there? Lets chat 
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this is a heartwarming buttchugging story .. the power of love https://www.seattlepi.com/national/article/Woman-accused-of-giving-husband-lethal-sherry-1165596.php quote:HOUSTON -- Investigators say a woman caused her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, leading to alcohol poisoning. charges were dropped 
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this is another good one  this young man had to go in public to claim that no, he was not buttchugging wine despite all evidence to the contrary  quote:Alexander Price "Xander" Broughton, a 20-year-old University of Tennessee student from Memphis, swore to officers he never "butt-chugged" himself into a coma with a box of cheap red wine over the weekend, but bloodstains, his injuries and at least one witness account told a different story, UT records released Thursday show.  quote:Broughton and about a dozen other underage friends, including fellow members of fraternity Pi Kappa Alpha's Zeta chapter, chugged the wine — through one orifice or another — as part of a "blackout party," with one member posting photos to Twitter, and tried to destroy evidence afterward, according to UT police reports.
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Dec 21, 2021 13:55
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This whole thing is bullshit. I’ve tried buttchugging semen a hundred times and I’ve never gotten drunk. I’m about to give up.
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Dec 21, 2021 13:59
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recently i read about people who funnel wine up their bladders and then piss out wine for people to drink at very fancy parties
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Dec 21, 2021 13:59
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Gonna butt chug yo drat face op
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:recently i read about people who funnel wine up their bladders and then piss out wine for people to drink at very fancy parties This doesn't seem like a good time
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Dec 21, 2021 14:00
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:recently i read about people who funnel wine up their bladders and then piss out wine for people to drink at very fancy parties What if it was white wine so it looked like pee 
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Dec 21, 2021 14:02
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Big Beef City posted:This doesn't seem like a good time Oh drat, thanks for your input Big Beef City. I’ll return all the wine and funnels and puppy pads to the store. I guess I’ll just have to cancel my dick dispensing buttchugging party. NOT!!!
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Dec 21, 2021 14:06
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WTH?!
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Dec 21, 2021 14:07
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Big Beef City posted:WTH?! Have you ever taken a suppository or an enema? Talk to us brother
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Dec 21, 2021 14:16
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Big Beef City posted:This doesn't seem like a good time you can just say 'no thanks' when piss wine guy comes around 
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Dec 21, 2021 14:31
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lil poopendorfer posted:
I'm pretty sure plants don't have butts.
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:you can just say 'no thanks' when piss wine guy comes around I'm not going to be RUDE
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Dec 21, 2021 14:32
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:This whole thing is bullshit. I’ve tried buttchugging semen a hundred times and I’ve never gotten drunk. I’m about to give up. Ask some winos to assfuck you.
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Dec 21, 2021 15:43
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Lets try to keep it Rated PG, ok goons? 
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Dec 21, 2021 15:54
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i've had dommes mix white wine and water for an enema and you get kinda tipsy, yeah
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Dec 21, 2021 16:05
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my greatest regret is giving up drinking before I had a chance to buttchug
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Feeling pretty good about the fact I’ve never had to call a press conference to publicly clarify I’ve never buttchugged.
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MoonshineWilly posted:Feeling pretty good about the fact I’ve never had to call a press conference to publicly clarify I’ve never buttchugged. Imagine applying for jobs after that and HR googles your name and thats the top search result
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Dec 21, 2021 16:56
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No such thing as bad press. Enthrall and mystify recruiters with documented epic butt chugs to differentiate your resume from others.
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Dec 21, 2021 17:34
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“Sorry, no champagne for me, please. The bubbles go straight to my rear end.”
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Dec 21, 2021 20:45
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:my greatest regret is giving up drinking before I had a chance to buttchug It’s not really drinking this way is it? You got this.
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Dec 21, 2021 20:48
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you can always buttchug o'douls
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Dec 21, 2021 20:52
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lil poopendorfer posted:this is another good one A sea of cheap suits + buttchugging. This post has it all!
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They say the buttchugger has no fear, because when he takes the funnel into his hands he stares death in the face. Then as he takes the funnel into his rear end, he stares death in the face with his rear end in a top hat.
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Dec 22, 2021 01:02
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Lmao of course the kid who got in trouble for butt chugging was a loving pike
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Dec 22, 2021 01:16
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how DARE you suggest that fine upstanding young citizen even HAVE a butthole!!
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Nooner posted:Lmao of course the kid who got in trouble for butt chugging was a loving pike this feels racist, is this racist? nm, it's not racist. loving pike, false flagging butt chugging
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Really, how does one butt chug? Just insert a tube and it flows in? Is there some sort of contraction motion you need to make to pull it in? like hiccups, but in reverse? i can't imagine it just flows in all loosey goosey, but I don't know. Does someone blow on the other end of the tube? Use a plunger?  https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/bcbt7q/how_can_one_safely_butt_chug_while_minimizing/ quote:Posted byu/socksgordoby I like the idea of duct taping the string to your rear end. comment: quote:
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:This whole thing is bullshit. I’ve tried buttchugging semen a hundred times and I’ve never gotten drunk. I’m about to give up. 
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lil poopendorfer posted:this is another good one I went to this school lol. We're apparently notorious for it. You can't spell butt without UT!!
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Dec 22, 2021 03:04
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your face, your rear end whats the difference
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Do not solo butt chug. You will gently caress it up. Have your frat brothers do it. Or that one guy's wife.
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b.c.'ing is actually super dangerous cause when you drink booze to the point of toxicity you throw up but you can't rear end-fountain out the booze or something
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About 13 years ago, my girlfriend (now wife) and I walked in my brother's house and he was in the living room buttchugging whatever his gf was pouring into the funnel. I think it may have been Thunderbird, but I've slept since then.
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blight rhino posted:Really, how does one butt chug? Just insert a tube and it flows in? Is there some sort of contraction motion you need to make to pull it in? Enema bag, presumably. Gravity does the work. The tip is shaped for anal insertion, so you're not tearing your rectum and leaving a giant puddle of blood on the floor like that fratbro.
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The Scientist posted:b.c.'ing is actually super dangerous cause when you drink booze to the point of toxicity you throw up but you can't rear end-fountain out the booze or something That sounds like a challenge. Please, nobody accept that as a challenge
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