IMPORTANT: Goon census please complete or [MODS PLS STICKY]

Tick all boxes relevant to you
	Male
	Female
	Non-binary
	Tall
	Short
	Fat
	Thin
	Atheltic
	Big penis
	Small penis
	Vagina
	Loaded
	Making ends meet
	Poor
	Straight
	Gay
	Bisexual
	Queer
	Good smelling farts
	Bad smelling farts
	Only eat meat
	Omnivore
	Plant based
	Normal feet
	Hobbit feet

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Poll census complete pls

I will be using this data to ensure you are only getting junk emails sent to your long forgotten gmail account that are relevant to you

Ratjaculation fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Dec 22, 2021

# ? Dec 22, 2021 18:53

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# ? May 5, 2024 14:07

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

no goku no votu

# ? Dec 22, 2021 18:59

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

No option for saiyan?

# ? Dec 22, 2021 18:59

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Seth Pecksniff posted:

no goku no votu

hes there

# ? Dec 22, 2021 19:00

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ratjaculation posted:

hes there

i see no goku

# ? Dec 22, 2021 19:01

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Seth Pecksniff posted:

i see no goku

no i mean in spirit

metaphorically

# ? Dec 22, 2021 19:02

CheeseThief: Dec 28, 2012; Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

I see a lot of goons lying about their height and their feet eight now.

# ? Dec 22, 2021 19:07

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Can't see polls in the awful app so I'm just imagining the poll options are hilarious. Great job op!

# ? Dec 22, 2021 19:08

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

for those seeking a goku option you're looking for "male", "short", "atheltic" whatever that means, "big penis", and "gay"

# ? Dec 22, 2021 19:40

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

where the gently caress is goku

# ? Dec 22, 2021 19:53

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

where the gently caress is goku

# ? Dec 22, 2021 19:56

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

# ? Dec 22, 2021 20:12

beer gas canister: Oct 30, 2007; shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them; Plaster Town Cop

i climbed out of the hyperbolic time chamber for this???

# ? Dec 22, 2021 20:14

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

where the gently caress is goku

Somebody tell Jeffrey + Astral that Goku needs to be a hard embedded option in every poll

# ? Dec 22, 2021 20:37

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

How do I view poll on mobile

Can someone mark me as present

# ? Dec 22, 2021 20:40

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

Ratjaculation posted:

no i mean in spirit

metaphorically

in that case I voted metaphorically

# ? Dec 22, 2021 21:04

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

*Checks gay box*

*Checks only eat meat box*

*Scowls at monitor when unable to locate catboy box*

# ? Dec 22, 2021 21:19

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Poll only has options for normal feet and hobbit feet and not my feet, which are like unto an orangutan's. Voted 1.

# ? Dec 22, 2021 21:22

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Rated

for no Goku polluting the poll.

# ? Dec 22, 2021 21:23

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

lol at the disgusting hobbit feet havers, lmao

BigBadSteve posted:

Rated for no Goku polluting the poll.

also this

# ? Dec 22, 2021 21:44

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Who is crazy enough to admit they have a small peepee.

# ? Dec 22, 2021 21:51

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

Stop the steal! They stole Goku!

# ? Dec 22, 2021 22:10

Klyith: Aug 3, 2007; GBS Pledge Week

Jose Oquendo posted:

Who is crazy enough to admit they have a small peepee.

i checked both boxes because sometimes its big and sometimes its small

is it weird that it does that?

# ? Dec 22, 2021 22:18

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Klyith posted:

i checked both boxes because sometimes its big and sometimes its small

is it weird that it does that?

No it's normal to picture yourself in dreams differently from real life.

# ? Dec 22, 2021 22:19

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

No big/small vag option?

# ? Dec 22, 2021 22:45

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

I think that's the "loaded"/"poor" dichotomy

# ? Dec 22, 2021 22:57

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

I'm cash loaded but vag poor

# ? Dec 22, 2021 23:28

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

doesn't doing this all in one checkbox poll make the results basically useless?

we have no idea how many people ticked more or fewer boxes than expected for any given subset

59 answers for male/female/nb out of 60 responses could mean one person didn't select any, or it could mean 39 people didn't select any and 19 people voted for all 3

# ? Dec 22, 2021 23:41

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Cubone posted:

doesn't doing this all in one checkbox poll make the results basically useless?

we have no idea how many people ticked more or fewer boxes than expected for any given subset

59 answers for male/female/nb out of 60 responses could mean one person didn't select any, or it could mean 39 people didn't select any and 19 people voted for all 3

There should've been a 'fuckin nerd' box just for you

# ? Dec 22, 2021 23:47

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

It forgot the two most important questions that every goon should be asked:

1: Do you wipe your rear end?

2: Do you wash your hands after wiping your rear end?

# ? Dec 22, 2021 23:55

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

MakaVillian posted:

There should've been a 'fuckin nerd' box just for you

it'd probably be humbling to have a negative trait up there that applies to me

it's got to take a little bit out of people to click that box and know you're doing it because you have bad-smelling farts. glad I can't relate

# ? Dec 23, 2021 00:03

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

Loaded =

jk, i guess. good for you, you capitalist scum.

enjoy your worker's tears

# ? Dec 23, 2021 00:21

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

As a phone posting underclass I refuse to participate

# ? Dec 23, 2021 00:23

Futanari Damacy: Oct 30, 2021; by sebmojo

I chose feet but nothing loaded?

# ? Dec 23, 2021 01:30

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# ? May 5, 2024 14:07

Cannibal Llama: Jan 3, 2020; Cannibal Llama sounds like it could be a zany intentional throwback to mid OOs Penguin of Doom tier usernames but it also sounds like it could be the name of the lamest possible Metal Gear Solid boss so please don't make fun of it.

I participated in your survey op but I checked ALL of the boxes before voting :twisted:

# ? Dec 23, 2021 02:13