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Look, I’m not doing this poo poo for the clout or the fame you guys. Sometimes it just flows out of me naturally. People just seem to go into such a foul mood when I do this poo poo. Maybe they don’t like that old school flavor, that just how I bust it man sorry. I was thinking about getting one of those wireless mics that go on you’re ear, maybe one with some effects on it, and practicing some moves in front of the mirror but now I don’t even know if I have the gumption. They just seem so sad and betrayed idk.  I put my heart out there and people just lick the juices off of it and then they don’t even like the flavor. I don’t want to be a novelist forever, sometimes my poo poo just comes out like that. 
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I've read this three times and still can't figure out the rhyming meter. Help please.
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Dec 23, 2021 03:32
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are you just breaking out in rhyme on random? nobody asked you for your performance
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Dec 23, 2021 04:01
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Why do people get so upset when I crap?
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Maybe you need more funk in your rap OP Funk is really good.
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no respect, no respect
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donkey salami posted:I've read this three times and still can't figure out the rhyming meter. I wasn’t rappin here, I was talkin about rap. So get out your funk and put on a cap! 
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Dec 23, 2021 04:06
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You still aren’t allowed to say the N-word, OP, even when they’re in the lyrics
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Have you tried mixing rap with dubstep?
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GROWN UPS DON'T LIKE MY RAPS BUT LITTLE KIDS DO WHO DON'T HAVE A DAD
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Dec 23, 2021 04:39
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My name is Who What Now and I'm here to say I love sucking dick cause I'm a major gay!
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The trick to raping well is rhyming the same words over and over again. For example, I'm a racist because I don't like LMM rhyming "island with island with island with my land with sea with sea with sea with me then back to island-island-island". It's like what I imagine "casio keyboard youth leader rap" would be, but rubes pay millions of dollars for it. Vitruvian Manic fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Dec 23, 2021 |
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Yo, sorry if everyone feelin really triggered, I really fuckin hoped your feelings would be bigger, I really don’t care, cause I got that vigor, If you don’t like it, call me a weiner. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:triggered, You rap only rhymes if you have a really bad accent.
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Clammy B this cat’s a real weiner His hooks stink like window cleaner He got them 90’s clothes think he looks fly But his Starter jacket smell like French fries
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Decades ago a friend wanted me to start a rap duo. We had playfully done some goofy rap battles with each other while hanging out and he actually is really good with recording and production. It ended fairly quickly because all I wanted to do was insult him and I guess that’s not appreciated when only half of a duo takes that approach. On the plus side for him, he was the subject of all of our rhymes 
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Clammy B this cat’s a real weiner I. DO. NOT. SMELL. LIKE. FRENCH. FRIES!  I ordered clam fries that ONE time and I filled up my starter coat pockets with the leftovers and then I found out it was DRY CLEAN ONLY and OMG it smells like clams a little, nobody’s gonna smell that poo poo from the stage. 
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Dec 23, 2021 23:02
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Why do people get so upset when I crap?
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*runs into thread from 1998 and is also 52 years old, panting and out of breath* YOU CANT SPELL CRAP WITHOUT RAP
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HD DAD posted:*runs into thread from 1998 and is also 52 years old, panting and out of breath* I'm listening to the Bone Thugs n Harmony song "Me Killa"
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Look, I’m not doing this poo poo for the clout or the fame you guys. Sometimes it just flows out of me naturally. People just seem to go into such a foul mood when I do this poo poo. Maybe they don’t like that old school flavor, that just how I bust it man sorry. I was thinking about getting one of those wireless mics that go on you’re ear, maybe one with some effects on it, and practicing some moves in front of the mirror but now I don’t even know if I have the gumption. They just seem so sad and betrayed idk. Don't listen to the "haters" in this thread, OP. Most people get upset when they hear truly excellent freestyle rapping because it points out the massive talent deficiencies they have to live with.
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One of my favorite songs is the song "Thug Luv" that Bone Thugs did with Tupac, you could tell they were all hype af to rap with him on a track and in preparation just got together some of the nastiest, most intense verses you've ever heard. The song opens up with Bizzy Bone simply going apeshit and the energy is off the charts, dude just spits out some of the greatest ever heard. Then Tupac comes on and it's just this wet fart, like the most boring rear end, mediocre poo poo possible lol. It's always funny in the YT comments because it just shows how insanely simple minded some people are "Tupac killed it on this track!" when it's basically just him getting lyrically stomped on by ridiculous flow to his left and right. The best part at the beginning of the song Tupac can be heard yelling "N***A WHAT TIME IS IT?" like he's in the studio being all huffy puffy checking his watch wanting to just get it over with - prob has to make a flight. He wrote that abysmal set of bars on a napkin the night before, you can just tell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdQcJ3I3PYw
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Lol Tupac sounds asthmatic, like he's Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle, just completely beleaguered, like someone punched him in the gut pre-verse, prob felt a premonition of COVID in the studio, like a pre-death prophesy of the future. poo poo sucks so bad.
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See what I mean, OP? It's sad, really.
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Sounds like normal Tupac to me As in, not great
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Why do people get so upset when I crap? Crap rap? Yes please.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-riL5A4eiWQ
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You can't say the n-word when you're whiter than a bedsheet OP
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Why do people get so upset when I crap? cuz u don't ever close the door or turn on the fan despite being reminded multiple times
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The last time I rapped it was just "gently caress me big boy" over and over. That's a rap, right?
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Maybe they don’t like that ... I bust it Figured it out.
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I’M THE MAN IN THE PLACE PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE GUN IN MY WAIST IT’S LOC, BABY
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kntfkr posted:cuz u don't ever close the door or turn on the fan despite being reminded multiple times You get radiation poisoning if u do either of those
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its because rap sucks and so does country music. all other forms of music are ok to like though
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Post the raps OP. Record them for us please. It's probably better than this Tupac fellow, whoever he is.
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Weka posted:Post the raps OP. Record them for us please. It's probably better than this Tupac fellow, whoever he is. You dont even, Like my raps. All you hear Is the bloops and blaps If a computer, Could suck your dick, You wouldn’t even, give a poo poo.
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Please record it, also how did you know I was a robosexual to disparage my sexuality like that?
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:One of my favorite songs is the song "Thug Luv" that Bone Thugs did with Tupac, you could tell they were all hype af to rap with him on a track and in preparation just got together some of the nastiest, most intense verses you've ever heard. The song opens up with Bizzy Bone simply going apeshit and the energy is off the charts, dude just spits out some of the greatest ever heard. Then Tupac comes on and it's just this wet fart, like the most boring rear end, mediocre poo poo possible lol. Biggie actually brought it when it was his turn. https://youtu.be/O--EK93lgPc
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I know op is just a setup to the hard r joke, but maybe if you want good raps get better rhymes. It’s not a poem, end with polysyllabics, and put multi rhymes in each line like Big Pun: “Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know That we riddled some middlemen who didn't do diddly” Here is my rap: Boyster wanna know why his rap flow suckin Pack in them rhymes like a fuckin turduckin
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