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porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games
1. Index (pointer)
2. Thumb
3. Middle
4. Pinky
5. Ring

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

1. middle

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
The thumb is the MVP and it's not close.

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.
Pinky

It’s the only real way to let others know I’m fancy

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

left hand: ring, index, pinky, thumb, middle
right hand: thumb, index, pinky, middle, ring

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Middle finger is the gently caress you finger OP. There for it's the best & most versatile finger. Hope the helps!

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
I don't have a ranking but I automatically know if I had to lose one finger it would be my right pinky because that's the only one I don't need to play music

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


If you care about your grip, I hear it's better to lose your index finger instead of your pinky. No idea if that's true or not. The same source claimed that your middle finger rises to the task of the index pretty readily.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


I wonder how this guy ranks them



Apparently he's great at climbing trees

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

:flipoff:

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
One little finger
One little finger
One little finger
tap tap tap
Point it to the ceiling
Point it to the floor
Put it on your nose

One little finger
One little finger
One little finger
tap tap tap
Point it to the ceiling
Point it to the floor
Put it up your nose

One little finger
One little finger
One little finger
tap tap tap
Point it to the ceiling
Point it to the floor
Put it on your butt

One little finger
One little finger
One little finger
tap tap tap
Point it to the ceiling
Point it to the floor
Put it up your butt

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Mr. Lobe posted:

I wonder how this guy ranks them



Apparently he's great at climbing trees

And tugging, I bet.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Middle finger is the butt finger. A trusty companion. Knows no fear. Strong as an ox.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Thumbs are the best.

1) Can do "what has two thumbs and..." jokes.

2) That whole opposable thumb business sounds important, I guess.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I can only reach my prostate with my middle finger, so that one takes top spot.

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stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Mr. Lobe posted:

If you care about your grip, I hear it's better to lose your index finger instead of your pinky. No idea if that's true or not. The same source claimed that your middle finger rises to the task of the index pretty readily.

Yeah, one of the best rock climbers in the world (Tommy Caldwell) is missing his index finger from a table saw accident.

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