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sigher: Apr 22, 2008; My guiding Moonlight...

Bula Vinaka posted:

Please don't doxx my balls.

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Bea Nanner: Oct 20, 2003; Je suis excité!

http://www.urinal.net/

# ? Dec 26, 2021 02:40

Cyril Sneer: Aug 8, 2004; Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Bula Vinaka posted:

Look at this stalls huge balls

# ? Dec 26, 2021 03:35

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

How the hell did I miss this thread?

Yea I try to use a stall.

However, as I've gotten older I totally have to pee way more often and it's such a bitch. When I go on my daily walks maybe once a week I have to look for the boogies bushes along some millionaires fenceline and just squat and go. If I ever get caught I'll just look them in the eye and say I have overactive bladder. What are they gonna do to a middle aged woman?- nothing.

There is real freedom in getting older you can just say gently caress you to a lot of stuff

# ? Dec 26, 2021 17:41

crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
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Hello, dear

# ? Dec 26, 2021 18:16

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Bea Nanner posted:

http://www.urinal.net/

# ? Dec 26, 2021 21:11

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Spinz posted:

How the hell did I miss this thread?

Yea I try to use a stall.

However, as I've gotten older I totally have to pee way more often and it's such a bitch. When I go on my daily walks maybe once a week I have to look for the boogies bushes along some millionaires fenceline and just squat and go. If I ever get caught I'll just look them in the eye and say I have overactive bladder. What are they gonna do to a middle aged woman?- nothing.

There is real freedom in getting older you can just say gently caress you to a lot of stuff

Never been more jealous

# ? Dec 26, 2021 21:14

whose tuggin: Nov 6, 2009; by Hand Knit

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Yeast unleashed in the east

# ? Dec 26, 2021 21:52

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Jose posted:

Scrunch seems a way to get poo poo on your fingers so only freaks do it

Jakabite posted:

I scrunch but it isn’t as efficient I admit, as you need more to not got lovely fingers. It does feel like it’s more down to skill than folding though - whenever I try folding I can’t help but worry the paper might rip on my very coarse anus.

Fold more.

# ? Dec 26, 2021 23:05

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Spinz posted:

Yea I try to use a stall.

However, as I've gotten older I totally have to pee way more often and it's such a bitch. When I go on my daily walks maybe once a week I have to look for the boogies bushes along some millionaires fenceline and just squat and go. If I ever get caught I'll just look them in the eye and say I have overactive bladder. What are they gonna do to a middle aged woman?

Probably offer you wads of cash for a repeat performance. Millionaires are funny like that.

# ? Dec 26, 2021 23:08

Harry_Potato: May 21, 2021

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# ? Dec 26, 2021 23:34

Nasty Old Randy: Sep 5, 2017; Im Nasty

As much as I love exposing strangers to the glory of the ol' schlong I have a shy bladder and the more people in the bathroom the more likely this will happen.