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Welp time to close 69 increasingly specific tabs
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Dec 26, 2021 20:34
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A light bulb goes off above my head and a thought cloud pops up, showing Mr. Bean running after print porno blowing away in the wind. he's jacking off while trying to catch it
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Dec 26, 2021 20:45
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*closes single tab of normal pornography*
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Dec 26, 2021 22:00
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Shhhh... go back to your room before Mom wakes up.
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Dec 26, 2021 22:02
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Well I guess now I feel a little weird about your husband watching us.
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Dec 26, 2021 22:09
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This is the last time I try using this normal everyday object as a dildo.
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Dec 26, 2021 22:29
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*whistling* i never had to knock on wood
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Dec 26, 2021 22:39
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Dec 26, 2021 22:51
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I was once building a table, and I was having trouble doing some real basic math, so I went and had a gentleman's moment with myself, and came back and I was doing math like Good Will Hunting. Table still ended up not being that good, because jerking off doesn't instill years of woodworking experience, despite the obvious pun there.
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Dec 26, 2021 23:12
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Captain Splendid posted:That was a waste of 3 hours. you laugh but it legit takes me this long to do it on the reg. for me, a good day is when I nut in less than 1 hour. MyChemicalImbalance posted:Welp time to close 69 increasingly specific tabs ONLY 69? lightweight
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Dec 26, 2021 23:26
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Nooner posted:Where am i gonna find another watermelon on Christmas day?
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Dec 26, 2021 23:28
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I KNEW I’d get poo poo on my dick!!! Why the hell did I let her talk me into this??
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Dec 27, 2021 05:33
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DAD!?!!!??
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Dec 27, 2021 05:44
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Thank god for incognito. Never again.
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Dec 27, 2021 06:20
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well back to gaming
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Dec 27, 2021 06:21
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no_tears posted:Thank god for incognito. coward
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Dec 27, 2021 06:29
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does post-nut clarity imply pre-nut insanity
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Dec 27, 2021 06:42
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bossy lady posted:does post-nut clarity imply pre-nut insanity yes
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Dec 27, 2021 06:45
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bossy lady posted:does post-nut clarity imply pre-nut insanity Have you never jacked off before or something?
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Dec 27, 2021 11:35
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"I really should keep some Kleenex in here rather than sending you to the bathroom to clean up, shouldn't I?"
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Dec 27, 2021 12:05
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Post-Nut Longing. That brief 5 second post-nut window of a sudden desire for something. You'll never find out what it is or how to get it, but it feels like if you were ever to acquire it you would elevate to a higher plane of being. Always ephemeral, always just out of sight and reach, it'll haunt you to your dying day.
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Dec 27, 2021 12:07
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Post-Nut Longing. That brief 5 second post-nut window of a sudden desire for something. You'll never find out what it is or how to get it, but it feels like if you were ever to acquire it you would elevate to a higher plane of being. Always ephemeral, always just out of sight and reach, it'll haunt you to your dying day.
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Dec 27, 2021 12:19
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I'm posting about tugging again in this mainly male forum. I'm gay.
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Dec 27, 2021 12:21
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Dec 27, 2021 12:54
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I shouldnt have done that to Garfield. Nickelodeon is gonna get sooo pissed
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Dec 27, 2021 12:55
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I probably shouldn't have paid this woman $1000 to dress up as a "sexy hippo"
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Oh gently caress how long has the light been green?? poo poo no wonder everyone is honking at me
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