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runnypoops posted:Try to make it so your butt doesn’t leak blood Tampons would fit in your rear end in a top hat nicely, OP.
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Might as well wear diapers if you can't get your bloody rear end in a top hat fixed
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Dec 26, 2021 19:37
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Super glue fixes everything
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Dec 26, 2021 19:55
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Buy red underwear duh
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Dec 26, 2021 21:05
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According to my mom, use cold water and a brush as soon as possible, maybe then use a little bit of soap and cold water. Launder cold. My grandmother swears by BORAX, generic brand only. My wife just throws out her blood stained undergarments and racks up new poo poo on our high interest rate credit cards.
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Dec 26, 2021 21:17
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Dr. Bronner's and cold water, then launder as usual Sorry about your butthole, try witch hazel for that
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Dec 26, 2021 21:44
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https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/health-products/g27421796/best-period-panties/
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Dec 26, 2021 22:02
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just keep spitting on it a little bit each day. your saliva is a passable enzyme cleaner for stains from organic fluids.
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Dec 26, 2021 22:03
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bulk buy disposable underwear, never worry or wash again
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Dec 26, 2021 22:13
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Maybe you need to get.. butt pregnant. 
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the worst thing you can do for a blood stain is apply heat, so cold water only [I have no advice for the baking action of your dragon breath farts tho sorry OP] dried stains are also worse to get out than fresh, wet ones, so you gotta try to deal with it pronto peroxide is nice and was my go-to for a long time for my nosebleed-stained shirts before I got the blood vessels in my nose cauterized, but if this is an ongoing problem and one you expect to continue to deal with, an enzymatic cleaner is a reasonable investment. you'll often see them advertised as pet stain cleaners. I like the "bubba's" one--a 32oz goes for about 20 bucks. the important thing with enzymatic cleaners is you have to use one that contains the correct enzyme for your specific stain--in your case you want one that contains protease, for blood and other organic stains. [saliva contains mostly amylase for starches and lipase for fats; your protease, pepcin, lives mostly in your stomach, pancreas, and small intestine. I guess you could try vomiting on the stain like a very territorial carrion bird? a vulture tried to barf on me once because it had claimed my car as its own. godspeed, you nasty carfucker pervert bird.] technique matters too. you gotta fully saturate the affected area, agitate either with a laundry brush or by just rubbing the cloth together vigorously, let it dwell for the time specified on the bottle, then dab. some cleaners will instruct you to let the applied area dry fully--if that's the instruction, do that. repeat as necessary, launder cold. for preventing further stains, you might look into ultrathin panty liners. probably uncomfortable, but at least you can feel secure about blood probably not seeping through.
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Dec 26, 2021 22:38
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this happened to me when this smoking hot dominatrix in the city left me to hold a sounding rod and when she came back i was bleeding from my dick and had to stuff tissues in my pants on the whole train ride back to jersey i think i threw out the underwear or left them in the hamper at my mom's house. i can't remember
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Dec 26, 2021 22:43
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Why are you wearing someone elses underwear, creep
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Dec 27, 2021 11:02
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You could always try a Cinco product. Many people are already familiar with their D-Pants, for protection against diarrhea. They now also make BB-Pants, for protection against Butt Blood.
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Dec 27, 2021 11:09
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:You could always try a Cinco product. Many people are already familiar with their D-Pants, for protection against diarrhea. They now also make BB-Pants, for protection against Butt Blood. Ooh, I could use this product with my IBS
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Dec 27, 2021 17:05
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Soak in cold water until most of it's gone, then launder. Try not to let it dry.
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Dec 28, 2021 17:00
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I recently spent some time having different pathogens take turns controlling my colon courtesy of unwashed lettuce at a Panera Bread and in that delirium I have learned combining oxiclean, baking soda, vinegar, hydrogen peroxide, and high efficiency detergent is not a great idea for cotton when set to hottest cycle but seems broadly effective against bloody bilious mucus on tap cold. I suggest starting with the vinegar in a large Tupperware sink bin or garage sink, then dump baking soda on it, then wring out while wearing some decent nitrile gloves which you will need when hand agitating with the oxiclean later. Don't bother soaking in the oxiclean for more than 8 hours, than finish with a longer soak cycle in which you employ the hydrogen peroxide in the bleach dispenser or the fabric softener tray or both, don't use fabric softener. If it's silk or rayon or tencel try dyeing it another color or throw it away
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Dec 30, 2021 05:04
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How ironic that some rear end in a top hat named twig and berries is bleeding from his rear end in a top hat and not his twig and berries
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Dec 30, 2021 05:32
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Before the stain sets, scrub with cool water and foamy hand soap, then launder. After the stain sets, a little Woolite in cool water with an old toothbrush does wonders. Saved my drat mattress after I was mauled by a rogue period.
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Dec 30, 2021 05:44
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teardrop posted:How ironic that some rear end in a top hat named twig and berries is bleeding from his rear end in a top hat and not his twig and berries Mean, but funny.
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Dec 30, 2021 08:11
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Blood goes in your body, not outside.
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Dec 30, 2021 08:41
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Das Boo posted:Saved my drat mattress after I was mauled by a rogue period. can't you just put sheets over it and pretend the bloody horror show underneath doesn't exist?
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Dec 30, 2021 09:11
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Bad Purchase posted:can't you just put sheets over it and pretend the bloody horror show underneath doesn't exist? I'd feel immense guilt for anyone who had to share my bed if I didn't clean it up best I could. Think the Tell-Tale Heart but it's my period stain.
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