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We know that Santa can deliver all of the presents to everyone all over the world in a single night, given 1 year of preparation. We also know that he knows who is doing bad things, but rather than stop them he just gives them a passive aggressive present. Santa Claus is capable of stopping them, but rather than do anything about it, he just lets it happen. Santa Claus could be the greatest force of good in the world, but he doesn't stop bad things, and he supports the coal industry. What a piece of poo poo. Santa Claus with guns could wipe out any zombie threat, but he would let zombies overrun the world. If Santa Claus showed up in The Walking Dead, he'd give Negan a lump of coal in his stocking and that'd be the end of it. If Hannibal had those resources, BA Baracus would be kicking rear end all over the globe and the A Team would set things straight. This is all bullshit and I'm tired of hearing all this nonsense about "what did you get from Santa this year" and whatnot. Who loving cares? This motherfucker has a distribution network that would make Jeff Bezos crawl up inside his own rear end in fear but all he does is trade nerf guns for milk and cookies once a year. What a loving coward.
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He's also fat.
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Dec 26, 2021 21:55
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I agree. Santa only deserves scorn and disrespect.
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Seems like a hero, he only works 1 night a year. The rest of the time he's just letting his slaves build the toys OP.
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I say we get together and deck his halls once and for all.
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SANTA™ is just a focus-grouped name for a made up distribution network, like FWOOP or QUAGGA or SNERTZ or UPS.
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Dec 26, 2021 21:59
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Aardvark! posted:I say we get together and deck his halls once and for all. Thought this said suck his balls.
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Interesting you waited until the 26th to post this thread. What did Santa not bring you this year OP?
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santa claus is a gamer
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Interesting you waited until the 26th to post this thread. What did Santa not bring you this year OP? love to be clear I've been sending him love letters this whole year and he did NOT let me suck his balls signalnoise fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Dec 26, 2021 |
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Dec 26, 2021 22:57
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Please show some compassion, OP - Santa is a severely mentally ill man. Ever since we settled in Antarctica he's become bipolar.
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Dec 26, 2021 23:13
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Xaintrailles posted:Please show some compassion, OP - Santa is a severely mentally ill man. Ever since we settled in Antarctica he's become bipolar. You son of a bitch
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Xaintrailles posted:Please show some compassion, OP - Santa is a severely mentally ill man. Ever since we settled in Antarctica he's become bipolar. Not until he lets me jingle his bells
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Scrooge McDuck and Santa became friends so I want to be Santa’s friend too.
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Xaintrailles posted:Please show some compassion, OP - Santa is a severely mentally ill man. Ever since we settled in Antarctica he's become bipolar. He's better now. He finally has a sun lamp for his seasonal affective disorder.
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I mean, there's a whole song about Santa Claus seducing someone's horny mom, so you're probably right. He does have a wife back home after all.Xaintrailles posted:Please show some compassion, OP - Santa is a severely mentally ill man. Ever since we settled in Antarctica he's become bipolar. Booooooooo
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Santa Clause has got the AIDS this year. And he won’t be ‘round to spread his Christmas cheer.
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SOCIALISM
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In this family we stand by tradition and respect santa every year, please see the thin yule line flag in our window that demonstrates our commitment to our jolly holiday patriarch o7
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