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Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyKBBGyrokg&t=10s

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I go to our dumb state fair most years to get a giant corndog and a funnel cake. Shits good. It's also the only place that still makes a Green River soda and it hits me right in the nostalgia.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Greg of Doom posted:

I like smoked foods and a I like turkey and turkey drumsticks, but smoked turkey just sounds kinda awful. Not the right combination.

Nah smoked turkey is delicious but is prone to over-smoking. The first time one of my friends smoked legs at home I was tasting smoke for three days afterward. Later attempts were great though.

Also don’t smoke a whole turkey on your Weber smoker or whatever it’ll never get hot enough to fully cook all the way through.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Spatchcock it and it will

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
What do they do with the rest of the turkey :smith:

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
Smoked turkey legs are good, but smoked turkey legs at ren fairs and theme parks suck. They're always dry and tough, whereas turkey smoked at home is loving juicy and delicious, assuming you have some idea of what you're doing.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big Beef City posted:

Spatchcock it and it will

Yes, I should have mentioned that, although in my smoker it’d be just flat out cut in halves in order to fit.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Smoke my friggin pole

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Wanna stick a turkey leg up that furry butt, does that make me "ren"?

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Dec 29, 2021

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big Beef City posted:

Smoke my friggin pole

I will if you spatchcock it

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Greg of Doom posted:

I like smoked foods and a I like turkey and turkey drumsticks, but smoked turkey just sounds kinda awful. Not the right combination.

Congratulations, I am awarding you the "Most Wrong Post of the Year" award for this post.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Smoked turkey legs are stringy and disgusting, smoke fish instead smdh

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Poohs Packin posted:

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hmm... okay




Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I made one of my co-workers almost puke eating some delicious smoked herring.

Spatchcocking is just the way to go for whole birds. A lot of supermarket poultry already have a bunch of saline packaged with them to combat the dryness and make it heavier so you pay more

Brine and mariniation really helps.

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020
beefy lads and renaissance dads

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i like my smoked turkey like i like my smoked salmon

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
On a bagel with capers and onion?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
getting stuffed into my face by the handful

jimmy mnemonic
Jan 9, 2007

Fun Shoe

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
this is the third time someone's posted my photo in GBS without realizing it.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

this is the third time someone's posted my photo in GBS without realizing it.

coz u a turkey?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Xaintrailles posted:

coz u a turkey?

:iceburn:

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Welp now smoked turkey legs are ruined

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