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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Have you ever pooped so hard..
 
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i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
that u farded? input appreciated

this is the part of the puzzle

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beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
what?? no way

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Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

 Paging runnypoops to the thread...

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 i only poop while submerged in the bathtub to prevent this

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i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
One time i fartd so hard that i peed belive it or not :shrug:

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

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I'm in my mid 30s now and I've found that my control over my own rear end in a top hat is diminishing. I've nearly poo poo myself several times the past year. When I get that urge I gotta go.

I dunno what I'm gonna do in my 40s

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i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.

Ginette Reno posted:

I'm in my mid 30s now and I've found that my control over my own rear end in a top hat is diminishing. I've nearly poo poo myself several times the past year. When I get that urge I gotta go.

I dunno what I'm gonna do in my 40s

i am in my mid 30s and i have found that a lot of the time when i drink coffee come hell or high water well you know im gonna poo poo!!

i dont wanna know what happens later. maybe if i can get a handle on this stuff then i can control my bowels well anyway god bless i wish you luck gonna go eat some oatmeal

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


 i pood so hard my anus lips clapped like thunder.

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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Was expecting questions about roids but I guess not.

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


 That's an affirm.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i pood so hard my anus lips clapped like thunder.

I keep hearing about these “anus lips” but bholes are always like a thin-lipped old man who just ate a lemon and is saying “oooooooooooo”. :shrug: :fart:

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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

 My sphincter is more locked down than fort knox baby, my cheeks only slap when I command them to thank you very much

but i do choose to fard when i shid, because i want to not because i have to

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Weka
May 5, 2019
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I blasted the back wall off the tin shack outhouse if that counts.

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


 The morning dooks always seem to be the thunderous ones.

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