There HAS to Be More To Life than Eating and Fucking

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

Big fan of patiently waiting for the apocalypse here.

# ? Dec 29, 2021 22:28

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Dec 29, 2021 22:30

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

frot till you drop

# ? Dec 29, 2021 22:42

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Oh hey, an attractive woman who's also sane.

# ? Dec 29, 2021 22:45

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Dec 29, 2021 22:47

whose tuggin: Nov 6, 2009; by Hand Knit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow%27s_hierarchy_of_needs

1. pissing
2. making GBS threads
3. cumming
4. eating
5. basking in the narcissistic glow
6. seeings your enemies fail
7. succeeding
8. cleaning out ear holes w/ q-tip

# ? Dec 30, 2021 00:03

Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner; Grimey Drawer

Charles Bukowski posted:

Does anyone know what all the different coloured stars mean when you're removing a bookmarked thread from your control panel?

I wish to acquire meaning

# ? Dec 30, 2021 00:05

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

has anyone said tugging yet?

# ? Dec 30, 2021 00:10

defaultluser: Jan 13, 2007; The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future; Fun Shoe

Yaldabaoth posted:

A lot of videogames are made by and aimed at guys who are bitter that women won't gently caress them, so it still comes back to life being about nothing more than eating and loving.

That is why god invented great indie devs with golden ideas like this

https://rorydev.itch.io/spanky-demo-01

Smack that rear end with accuracy, or you are ded!

# ? Dec 30, 2021 00:13

The Butcher: Apr 20, 2005; Well, at least we tried.; Nap Ghost

Giraffe posted:

Which you can then eat or gently caress, depending on your proclivities.

I feed the crows. They like peanuts. You don't have to gently caress or kill them.

The alleys provide many gifts of opportunity. You can find people who might need help. And people that you can't help.

You can find some live ones and jab them with naloxone. Might work. They might come back.

They might not.

Either way it's an adventure and you will usually be able to scav something useful. poo poo is getting a bit weird.

# ? Dec 30, 2021 00:20

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

The Scientist posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow%27s_hierarchy_of_needs

1. pissing
2. making GBS threads
3. cumming
4. eating
5. basking in the narcissistic glow
6. seeings your enemies fail
7. succeeding
8. cleaning out ear holes w/ q-tip

With all due respect, Dr. The Scientist, the list has been updated since Maslow originally came up with it:

1. crushing your enemies
2. seeing them driven before you
3. hearing the lamentations of their women
4. pissing
5. making GBS threads
6. cumming
7. eating
8. basking in the narcissistic glow

9. succeeding
10. cleaning out ear holes w/ q-tip

# ? Dec 30, 2021 00:24

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

numberoneposter posted:

has anyone said tugging yet?

# ? Dec 30, 2021 00:38

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).