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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Might sextuple down later..

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AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

nice thread

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not!

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

but enough about your wife's pussy

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

AHH F/UGH posted:

but enough about your wife's pussy

Oh! I get it! You are insinuating his wife is prostitute, because she has sex with many men! But I do not think that she could fit 10 million in her holes at same time!! That is physically unpossible!!!!

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
scared money dont make none

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

AHH F/UGH posted:

but enough about your wife's pussy

LOL!!!!!!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Oh! I get it! You are insinuating his wife is prostitute, because she has sex with many men! But I do not think that she could fit 10 million in her holes at same time!! That is physically unpossible!!!!

They didn’t say anything about her being a prostitute please don’t sex shame

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

They didn’t say anything about her being a prostitute please don’t sex shame

we do not shame sex we, how you say, celebrate it endlessly

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

AHH F/UGH posted:

nice thread

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not!

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
another no-content thread in GBS hell yea

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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This is a high-content thread. Money doesn’t mean anything except for when you’re spending it. Like, for sheeple who take money for poo poo. But like, for liberated people you just suck down that jizz and people will do poo poo for you because they haven’t learned about sucking down jizz yet. :shrug:

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

This is a high-content thread. Money doesn’t mean anything except for when you’re spending it.

Tell that to all the nidhoggs who are sucking up all the wealth in the world and locking it away in deep vaults.

Yaldabaoth fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Dec 29, 2021

teardrop
Dec 20, 2004

by Pragmatica

Yaldabaoth posted:

Tell that to all the nidhoggs who are sucking up all the wealth in the world and locking it away in deep vaults.

That is a very offensive term, this is the 21st century and we say curse-positive saurians

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the title of jeffrey's somethingawful memoir

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
*pats hole* yep, i've sank 10 mil into this baby! got all the latest gadgets, gonna take'er to the Gran Sardinio Holeowners Assocation meetup this weekend

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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I think I’m going to use my doctorate in theoretical physics to research appetite neutral, (neither stimulating or reducing perceived hunger) novel fragrances for children. I think I can make condensates of previously unsmelled smells and make unique perfumes and colognes that are both pleasant and unknown. :science:

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Another wasted ejaculation

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Liquid nitrogen isn’t cold enough, but I think I can use hydrogen peroxide and electronic part beating and combination filters to get novel ions to adhere to “funny water” without altering the local temperature.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

every sperm is sacred

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
drat, sounds like the bank's got a problem

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

teardrop posted:

That is a very offensive term, this is the 21st century and we say curse-positive saurians

I call them Nidhoggs because they're like gluttonous serpents eating away at the world tree and source of all life.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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numberoneposter posted:

every sperm is sacred

That’s what ZHE said. :hmmyes:

ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
....forced to pay it all back.....

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Seth Pecksniff posted:

Oh! I get it! You are insinuating his wife is prostitute, because she has sex with many men! But I do not think that she could fit 10 million in her holes at same time!! That is physically unpossible!!!!

Well nobody has mentions what is in the hole. Could be 10 million grains of rice in the OP's wife's pussy.

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