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I was reminded today that I called the MD of a previous workplace a "Rodent-faced gently caress-weasel" (he ran and hid in his office). Anyone else every come out with a weird insult in the heat of the moment or know any fun ones? Let hear them!
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wow you really owned that guy, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 30, 2021 18:45
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The idea of this thread is for us to insult you, the OP, right you disgraceful sodden mattress?
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Dec 30, 2021 18:51
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There's things you do, small things, that people dislike. And you cannot stop doing them, and you will never know what they are.
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Dec 30, 2021 18:55
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no op, I would never make a mean-spirited comment like that, even in the heat of the moment. I choose to be the bigger man, swallow my feelings and angrily masturbate while thinking about the encounter later.
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Dec 30, 2021 19:02
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hey whoa gently caress you pal
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Dec 30, 2021 19:03
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Wow OP that was a pretty “sick burn” as they say. I’m surprised a needle-dicked little tugbucket like you was able to summon the two brain cells needed to come up with it.
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Dec 30, 2021 19:10
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Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
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Dec 30, 2021 19:13
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Barnaby Rudge posted:I was reminded today that I called the MD of a previous workplace a "Rodent-faced gently caress-weasel" (he ran and hid in his office). Wow! You're good enough to fight the swordmaster!
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Dec 30, 2021 19:15
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Look at this pollywog block shitter thinking he can come in here and insult us. You can't do poo poo you dumpster brained cumfire!
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Dec 30, 2021 19:16
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t'vark
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Dec 30, 2021 19:23
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Smugworth posted:t'vark m'worth
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Dec 30, 2021 19:23
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Peggy Edson posted:wow you really owned that guy, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I felt so I cool brought a motorbike afterwards. STABASS posted:no op, I would never make a mean-spirited comment like that, even in the heat of the moment. I choose to be the bigger man, swallow my feelings and angrily masturbate while thinking about the encounter later. I have a lot of growing up to do  .Aardvark! posted:The idea of this thread is for us to insult you, the OP, right you disgraceful sodden mattress? If you want, but if that's all you got you should go crawl in your washing machine and cry yourself to sleep in a nest of stale wank-socks. Chinatown posted:hey whoa gently caress you pal You live on a boat. Barnaby Rudge fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Dec 30, 2021 |
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Dec 30, 2021 19:31
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i spit on your poo poo!
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Dec 30, 2021 19:34
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I felt so I brought a motorbike afterwards.
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Dec 30, 2021 19:35
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Look at this pollywog block shitter thinking he can come in here and insult us. You can't do poo poo you dumpster brained cumfire! I bet you look like a lesser muppet.
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Dec 30, 2021 19:38
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Somebody in this thread is a moose-faced whistledick but I'm too polite to say who it is
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Dec 30, 2021 19:38
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The Bloop's mother wears army boots
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Dec 30, 2021 19:40
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Smugworth posted:The Bloop's mother wears army boots she probably would if she found them on sale I saw her over the holidays and she was wearing a 30 year old champion sweatshirt that was mine in middle school oh poo poo, i mean..... so's yer mum, mate
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Dec 30, 2021 19:42
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Aardvark! posted:I felt so I brought a motorbike afterwards. Don't rag on my poetry bro
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Dec 30, 2021 19:44
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I don't like being mean to people it's just really not in my nature! So instead I will say to OP: best of luck in your future comedic endeavors!!!
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Dec 30, 2021 19:46
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Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
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Dec 30, 2021 19:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EFJSHU1mBg
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Dec 30, 2021 19:58
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I've laid eggs bigger than you, boy.
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Dec 30, 2021 19:58
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That whole Twitter thread where the guy dunks on @fart aka DocEvil’s horrible Vans was pretty good e: https://www.complex.com/sneakers/2015/11/arr-fart-vans-twitter-roast sticksy fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Dec 30, 2021 |
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Dec 30, 2021 19:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXZzf_-clt8&t=21s
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Dec 30, 2021 20:02
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Aardvark! posted:I've laid eggs bigger than you, boy. Did you have to buy it dinner first? I got called a "filthy bloodmouth" for eating a kebab once, sounded metal as gently caress.
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