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down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
or put a video of you reading the forums to me or something.

i have to work but i don't want to, i'd rather just read the forums for a bit

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Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

Pm me OP we can discuss pricing

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
i'd rather just exploit my fellow man thanks though

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Sure

Thread #1: "Why the OP is a bitch"

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Sure

Thread #1: "Why the OP is a bitch"

dont read your own threads

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
i keep having to read these things... hmmm

thanks for trying at least, it means a lot to me

ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Poasty posted:

Pm me OP we can discuss pricing

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I can read Pet Island to you OP.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i'm sure they can, op. in fact i'd say the vast majority of forums readers could do so

WhyZodiac
Oct 29, 2015

Ramrod XTreme
Pick a thread and I will narrate it for you.

ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
gonna need about 18 proofs of vaccination first

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
this is a job for the accessibility tools on your phone

ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
which are full featured and comprehensive

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies

beer gas canister posted:

this is a job for the accessibility tools on your phone

Oh poo poo

Game changer

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
i know a dude that lost his sight from malaria in his teens, and now reads his phone at a million words per minute using text to speech. pretty cool poo poo. he can listen to whatever around sighted folks because they can't understand any of it lol

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
It's loving working! It reads all the things. Including timestamps. It also reads the presence of an avatar, the post menu, and the entire quoted post this is working pretty well

I made this as a joke but technology comes through

Ideally it would skip those in betweens. Gonna go to the awful app thread. Imagine listening to a megathread or some a fancy hat masterpiece while soldering all day

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
Your dude rocks that's gotta be a huge flex. I bet he can read an article about something super quick and have a nice hot take immediately before everyone else can click away the newsletter modal

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
ASMR Girlfriend Reads the Something Awful Forums to You and Farts When She Rates Threads a 1

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Woodsy Owl
Oct 27, 2004
Where the gently caress is Lou

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