Every time you fart you gain weight

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Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

I fart pure xenon. So no, OP, I do not gain weight

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Abongination: Aug 18, 2010; Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.; Pillbug

I been doing hella farts today, gonna have to go for a run to balance it out

# ? Jan 3, 2022 14:05

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Abongination posted:

I been doing hella farts today, gonna have to go for a run to balance it out

I'll reinsert the farts into ur anus

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syntaxfunction posted:

Rip rear end, lose mass.

Thread title, please.

# ? Jan 3, 2022 15:10

Howard Be Thy Name: Jan 10, 2020

hell astro course posted:

but you lose mass. hth op.

Balloons also gain weight as they lose mass if they are inflated with a buoyant gas, thats the whole premise my friend

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Howard Be Thy Name: Jan 10, 2020

Mozi posted:

if this theorem is true, would it be possible to eat so many beans that i have such a huge fart that i gain so much mass that i collapse into a black hole?

You don't gain mass, you gain weight. Weight is a function of mass ofc but its also a function of other things like buoyancy

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