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Suck their dicks but do it poorly
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Jan 3, 2022 16:37
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If you seek it, wreak it
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Jan 3, 2022 16:44
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Show up to their place of work in a tux.
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Jan 3, 2022 16:48
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shine lasers at them while they are piloting an aircraft
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Jan 3, 2022 16:54
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Bad Purchase posted:shine lasers at them while they are piloting an aircraft Get Harrison Ford to pilot their aircraft
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Jan 3, 2022 16:55
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Become an Uber Eats driver in their area and eventually they will order french fries and when they do you will eat several of them before delivering
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Jan 3, 2022 17:02
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Get Harrison Ford to pilot their aircraft or get sean connery to be their tailgunner. this may require some skill in necromancy.
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Jan 3, 2022 17:04
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Wait until the cover of darkness and then find a small step-ladder. Then go to your victim's house, climb the ladder, and take a crap in his mail-box. If you are spotted you can simply drive the witnesses away by loudly talking about crossfit.
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Jan 3, 2022 17:20
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I have many people who have wronged me in life and not a single one has faced justice for this or at least not where i could witness it. I've tried praying to god, he doesn't care. What can I do to better inflict my pain onto others? Use their number/email to sign up for "cruise vacations". Register them for a political party. Order them things that are paid "cash on delivery" (is that still a thing?) Get them banned from social media (net positive long run)
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Jan 3, 2022 17:41
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Invite them over for a BBQ with some friends. Cook everyone else's burger, dog, steaks, perfectly, but overcook theirs like it's traveled through hell.
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Jan 3, 2022 18:03
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Internetjack posted:Invite them over for a BBQ with some friends. Then murder them and make them into sausages. Its the wurst way of treating them.
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Jan 3, 2022 18:07
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Internetjack posted:Invite them over for a BBQ with some friends. Only invite your enemies, then serve Bar-S hot dogs with only offbrand ketchup
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Jan 3, 2022 18:08
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Suck their dicks but do it poorly this might be taking it a little too far.
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Jan 3, 2022 19:00
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Put their info in one of those car insurance quote aggregators and state their excitement for their new 80s Buick. The insurance salesmen calling will absolutely mention the last part. *I got owned hard, and couldn’t shake the above for ~5 years*
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Jan 3, 2022 19:30
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Nothing, OP. Its too late. Your enemies have become too powerful. Death is certain. Let the OP be a lesson to all. Crush your enemies
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Jan 3, 2022 20:38
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Smear your face with animal droppings and hide in bushes near their house. I'm not sure what the next step would be, but you'll have plenty of time to figure something out.
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Jan 3, 2022 20:52
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Buy an atom bomb from a siberian warlord and detonate it on your enemy's property
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Jan 3, 2022 20:59
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Serve them a disappointing Cuban sandwich
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Jan 3, 2022 21:54
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Been watching a bunch of Medieval documentaries so I would recommend murder by stabbing. Perhaps while they are using the toilet.
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Jan 3, 2022 22:18
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If they are fortified make sure to bring along a trebuchet.
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Jan 3, 2022 22:23
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Marry into their family and supplant the existing paternal figure through Machiavellian scheming. Subsequently have them flayed and turn their skin into a belt for your sword.
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Jan 3, 2022 22:29
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Create a tulpa through a bloodletting ritual and slowly sink into the background of your own life as it becomes the tulpa's. Try to have the tulpa read Glamorama in one sitting to really get it amped up
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Jan 3, 2022 22:51
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Just cropdust them like a normal person op
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Jan 3, 2022 23:05
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become an admin on a forum they frequent and overuse your powers to remove their posting abilities 
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Jan 3, 2022 23:10
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Catch covid and then spread it to them. It's not like anyone would know you meant for them to get sick and if you're in the US it's not like you'd ever be held responsible for getting others ill. Seems pretty straightforward to me.
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Jan 3, 2022 23:17
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Alternatively you could put a banana in their car's exhaust pipe. If you can't find their car then you have a healthy snack chock full of healthy potassium.
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Jan 3, 2022 23:19
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Live well and be happy.
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Jan 3, 2022 23:23
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buy them a forums account then buy them a red text
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Jan 4, 2022 02:48
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get any good vengeance this morning?
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numberoneposter posted:get any good vengeance this morning? I picked my cat up and made him walk on the ceiling because he was being a jerk
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Aardvark! posted:I picked my cat up and made him walk on the ceiling because he was being a jerk got his rear end
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numberoneposter posted:get any good vengeance this morning? Sadly not - Another thing covid has taken from me due to not being in the office is being able to leave a war-crime of fart hermetically sealed in the elevator - primed for some revenge against the world (or Bob from accounts). I'd stand there and cackle with glee as the glass doors closed and their faces twisted in horror.
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