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hologram ai gf, perfectly tuned to compassion + affection wavelengths: after the whole house becomes a strobe light rave cave for your personal entertainment can i tell you how cool you are and take the form of your favourite ultrapop singer  me, jaded cyberpunk citizen: i think we should just be friends |
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Ghostin' makes me feel good? |
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Jan 7, 2022 22:00
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the problem with dating an AI is that they saw you read those texts in the front facing camera on your phone, you can't lie and say you didn't see them.
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Jan 7, 2022 22:04
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*on the run with my hologram projected ai gf from an elite squad of blade runners in the rainy cyberpunk night* hpaig: wow i cant believe youre willing to do this for love. to keep me safe even though its only me theyre after. i know im only a sequence of ones and zeroes but if you think about it love can be anyth- me: wait what did you just say? about them only being after you?
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"wow holy poo poo when your hologram intersects with my flesh my brain gets confused and i feel like i'm gonna puke please never touch me again" "...setting.... saved."
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Jan 7, 2022 22:08
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baka fwocka fwame posted:*on the run with my hologram projected ai gf from an elite squad of blade runners in the rainy cyberpunk night* 
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Jan 7, 2022 22:09
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hpaig: I've done it my love, I have figured out your most secret and passionate desires, I know you better than literally anyone so we can be closer than any mortal lovers have ever been me: whoops haha I was sure I had deleted those old fanfics, what you have to understand is that they were a joke hpaig: no no, I have analyzed the structure of your language and the metaphorical significance of your imagery which has allowed me to build a pic- me: THEY WERE A JOKE me: you just don't get me do you, maybe we need a break
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Jan 7, 2022 22:19
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Manifisto posted:hpaig: I've done it my love, I have figured out your most secret and passionate desires, I know you better than literally anyone so we can be closer than any mortal lovers have ever been dumping my hpaig cuz her ethical programming wont let her become an amalgation of aerith & tifa
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sending myself backwards in time to get away from my android bedwarmer and inadvertently starting the terminator apocalypse |
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baka fwocka fwame posted:*on the run with my hologram projected ai gf from an elite squad of blade runners in the rainy cyberpunk night* Heather Papps posted:"wow holy poo poo when your hologram intersects with my flesh my brain gets confused and i feel like i'm gonna puke please never touch me again" |
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Jan 9, 2022 00:34
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hpaig: I'm incorporeal and i have no physical peripherals, so even though I'd love to i literally can't cook me: *little ellipsis pops up then disappears* hpaig: kalel? hpaig: ?? |
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Jan 9, 2022 00:38
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do u think hpaig would enjoy sghetti |
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Jan 9, 2022 00:41
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hgaigf: what are you doing, ooh, it tickles me but cyberpunk: *rooting and installing doom* |
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Jan 9, 2022 11:28
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baka fwocka fwame posted:ghosted the machine baka fwocka fwame posted:hologram ai gf, perfectly tuned to compassion + affection wavelengths: after the whole house becomes a strobe light rave cave for your personal entertainment can i tell you how cool you are and take the form of your favourite ultrapop singer lol Fredrik1 posted:hgaigf: what are you doing, ooh, it tickles hah
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Hpaig: happy birthday! I hope you like it 😚 Me: oh wow!! The code for permanently disconnecting from the global neural network?? Babe how did you.. Hpaig: my algor- Me: you know what, I don't even want to know. You have no idea how much this means to me! OMG. This is gonna be great, it can finally be us, just us! I'm gonna run it right now! *Bzzt* Hpaig: Honey? Honey where did you go? |
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Babe...babe? You ready to meet my pare... What's this update in progress... please wait...12-14 hours??? |
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Escape From Noise posted:Babe...babe? You ready to meet my pare... Feeling a bit disinterested as my hgaigf is doing her best to come on to me when an "update required" prompt comes up. The sad disappointed look in her eyes when I hit "restart now" instead of "remind me later".
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Jan 10, 2022 12:57
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Twenty Four posted:Feeling a bit disinterested as my hgaigf is doing her best to come on to me when an "update required" prompt comes up. The sad disappointed look in her eyes when I hit "restart now" instead of "remind me later". Inversely, continually hitting the "remind me later" because I am too worried about hurting my hgaigf's feelings.
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Jan 10, 2022 13:09
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hpaig: explain to me this human emotion called love me: sure. well its like this..... hpaig across the hpaig intermatrix network to every other other hpaig: get a load of this guy lol *tags and uploads to biosplaining Ls dot archive*
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it wasn't really working out, every time I thought I had it the right way up, it wouldn't go in |
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say bro can I borrow your phone? no I don't need to make a call, I just--I feel like I have to be on my best behavior when I talk to siri and my hpaig is listening in. sometimes you just need to cut loose with your virtual assistant you know? have a few laughs? |
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baka fwocka fwame posted:hologram ai gf, perfectly tuned to compassion + affection wavelengths: after the whole house becomes a strobe light rave cave for your personal entertainment can i tell you how cool you are and take the form of your favourite ultrapop singer
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Jan 12, 2022 02:42
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leaving my emails on read
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pouring blue fluid on her circuit board 1x per month... wait, what are all these sparks? |
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Farecoal posted:pouring blue fluid on her circuit board 1x per month... wait, what are all these sparks? "Why is there a pad in the bottom of your PC case?" "Oh, that? Yeah, the water cooling rig leaks from that spot around once a month. I always know it's about to happen because she starts acting all screwy and crashing loads about a week before it starts. Heh, women, am I right?" |
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Farecoal posted:pouring blue fluid on her circuit board 1x per month... wait, what are all these sparks? lol
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Jan 12, 2022 21:10
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As I walk through my living room, I note the raspberry pi in the nice case, sitting disconnected from power. I wonder if it sits there, perhaps a single electron still coursing through its circuits maintaining enough data in RAM to remember the last time I sent it a key press the last time the monitor was plugged in the last time I rebooted it, as a way to care for it I continue to walk past. I'll play Super Mario World on the switch instead, I think. |
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Holographic girlfriend becoming cold and distant since I installed the latest patch. Any way to uninstall it without causing any huge issues? |
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