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Your name is Frugal Mackintosh, and you live outside the town of Shtuch, Austria. It's a ten minute bike ride into the city center from your house, along a dusty access road only used by you and the odd lost truck. One day as you bike to work, you pass by a broken-down VW microbus adorned with a pentagram and a Jethro Tull logo. There appears to be a few people inside, and a lanky hippie squats by the front driver's side wheel. He seems to be humming a John Cale tune. >
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Jan 10, 2022 00:37
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Dismount bike Lean bike on bus
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Jan 10, 2022 02:48
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Open can of tinned Vienna sausages. Offer passengers some.
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Jan 10, 2022 03:02
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pre:> take a solemn vow of silence for the remainder of my years
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Jan 10, 2022 03:02
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Go see Alien in theaters, do drugs.
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Jan 10, 2022 03:15
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Hang robe on hook. Put satchel in front of panel. Put junk mail on satchel. Cover drain with towel. Press dispenser button. Wonder where a hippie came from in 1979, we’re all about punk rockers and Bert and Ernie now.
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Jan 10, 2022 04:20
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>just jack off all summer long
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Jan 10, 2022 04:21
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Wipe the blood off your hands you look like some slob from Innsbruck.
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Jan 10, 2022 04:23
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I don my milking harness
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Jan 10, 2022 05:01
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whip out the hog
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Jan 10, 2022 05:15
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why do i have to do all the work, i don't want to choose just do the adventure for me god damnit
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Jan 10, 2022 05:20
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Dismount bike. Remove buttplug.
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Jan 10, 2022 05:31
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*****MASHES ‘ENTER’ KEY****
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Jan 10, 2022 05:43
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poo poo pants
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Jan 10, 2022 06:13
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> Look in van while still on bike.
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Jan 10, 2022 07:00
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Let air out of your tires so can’t make a quick escape, then walk over to van and open passenger side door.
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Jan 10, 2022 07:50
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> kill hippie outside of van > check inventory
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Jan 10, 2022 08:17
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>Get off bike >Turn bike upside down >Spin wheel with your hands as fast as you can >Insert scrotum into the spokes
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Jan 10, 2022 13:58
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> Continue on to work.
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Jan 10, 2022 14:49
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"Now you've done it!" the witch screams as the metal talons sink into your flesh. As your sight dims, you can't help but think "Maybe I shouldn't have had that burrito..." YOU HAVE DIED turn back to page 13 and try again
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Jan 10, 2022 18:46
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Shouldn't have sold that old man to slavery, he turns out to be the historical alchemist in disguise.
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Jan 10, 2022 18:54
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precision posted:"Now you've done it!" the witch screams as the metal talons sink into your flesh. As your sight dims, you can't help but think "Maybe I shouldn't have had that burrito..." We're only up to page 1 you idiot, you absolute moron.
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Jan 12, 2022 12:39
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??????????
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Jan 13, 2022 00:05
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im not letting the op get away with this
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Jan 16, 2022 00:57
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