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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
October 10th, 2022

Fell asleep on a radiator while eating snickers bars and burned to death. He is survived by millions of people, despite his best efforts.


President Joe Biden pictured here sleeping.

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Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





sniff stiff

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

i think this was supposed to be embargoed, you're in big trouble baron's cyber skull

Johnny Cache Hit
Oct 17, 2011


son of a...

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
He couldjng keep bide'n his time

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

posting in a highly disappointing thread

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Marzzle posted:

posting in a highly disappointing thread

just wait 9 months

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
we did it, we did it joe, ur dead, ehehehe

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I Can't Believe Joe Biden Is loving Dead

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Has anyone heard from caleb?

ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
biden is atleast in his 80s

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
hey look everyone, its barons

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

glass joe...................................has shattered

Nitevision
Oct 5, 2004

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RIP potus Joe Biden, his dog Master Chief became enraged and tore his throat out after he kept loudly dialing on the big rotary "Jobs Phone."

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

Nitevision posted:

RIP potus Joe Biden, his dog Master Chief became enraged and tore his throat out after he kept loudly dialing on the big rotary "Jobs Phone."

due to a quirk in constitutional law, Master Chief is now POTUS

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

He liked trains RIP

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Cabbages and Kings posted:

due to a quirk in constitutional law, Master Chief is now POTUS

HOOD: Master Chief, you mind telling me what you’re doing in that Oval Office?
CHIEF: Sir, uniting this nation

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
👏 FIRST 👏 WOMAN 👏 PRESIDENT

YEAH GIRL *does a cheerleader dance*

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Only a couple of VPs I can think of that I want to get the nod less than Harris.

Cheney, I guess. And Agnew.

And Truman.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Let's all take a minute to remember all the good things he's accomplished in his 50 years in the U.S. Senate and the White House. OK, done.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




rip to a real one

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Real weird that Jimmy Carter outlived him but thems the breaks

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Zeroisanumber posted:

Real weird that Jimmy Carter outlived him but thems the breaks

They told Jimmy Carter about the true nature of the universe
about the beings that created us and their hatred of us
that's why he's spent his entire post-presidency getting super high and building houses for people

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

cool

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

Gazpacho posted:

👏 FIRST 👏 WOMAN 👏 PRESIDENT

YEAH GIRL *does a cheerleader dance*

For some reason that reminds me of how all those "world's richest people" lists only have women on them who acquired wealth through inheritance or divorce

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

They told Jimmy Carter about the true nature of the universe
about the beings that created us and their hatred of us
that's why he's spent his entire post-presidency getting super high and building houses for people

also continuing to get really mad about abortion. that was the man's reason for existence: getting mad about abortion

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

real???

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
vote. it's what joe would have wanted.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Gazpacho posted:

vote. it's what joe would have wanted.

telling people to vote should be a bannable offense t b h

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

rip

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

ground floor :toot:

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

just wait 9 months

...?

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

some plague rats posted:

I Can't Believe Joe Biden Is loving Dead

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 94 days!
really had me goin op

POWELL CURES KIDS
Aug 26, 2016

jeff shutters cspam, citing a visit from 2 ss officers regarding this thread

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POWELL CURES KIDS
Aug 26, 2016

just while we're wishing poo poo into being

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