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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I don't think I could because the forceful expulsion of air on the hard D and P sounds would send marbles flying out of my mouth.

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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

If you need help imagining what 50 marbles in your mouth would be like I would suggest starting with ten marbles in your mouth and just thinking about what it would be like with more.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Either the skin in your mouth would rupture, the jaw would rip out of place, or the pressure would force marbles down your esophagus.

Not a fun death.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
yeah no problemo

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
No I don't think so, and in fact I doubt my ability to hold 50 marbles in my mouth at all

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




yeah i could say it, the question is whether you would understand it

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

zaepg posted:

Either the skin in your mouth would rupture, the jaw would rip out of place, or the pressure would force marbles down your esophagus.

Not a fun death.

I researched this extensively before posting. According to recordsetter.com, the world record for most marbles in your mouth is 100. I estimated that the average goon can fit at least 50% as much in their mouth as a world record setter. It seems like a fair assumption. Maybe you should be practicing more, gargling marbles at night, you know?
https://recordsetter.com/world-record/glass-marbles-fit-mouth/41421

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo

deep dish peat moss posted:

I researched this extensively before posting. According to recordsetter.com, the world record for most marbles in your mouth is 100. I estimated that the average goon can fit at least 50% as much in their mouth as a world record setter. It seems like a fair assumption. Maybe you should be practicing more, gargling marbles at night, you know?
https://recordsetter.com/world-record/glass-marbles-fit-mouth/41421

I'd be counting my lucky stars that I wouldn't accidentally swallow a marble.

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

I don't like the sound/feel of marbles rubbing together, so no

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Op let's just start you off with two big ones. I'll supply the marbles for you.

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

what brought you to think about this, OP?

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I clicked Post and then thought about what I wanted to post afterward

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Yea

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
It's not the fewest marbles that've been in there so sure probably

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




for everyone saying no, what's your number? how many marbles could you get in there and still say your name?

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
69 tested

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Easy peasy until you get to “Elf.” It would most likely sound like a death rattle.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Bad Purchase posted:

for everyone saying no, what's your number? how many marbles could you get in there and still say your name?

my username is stupid and I don't really know how to say it even with zero marbles in my mouth

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

easily.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
I want to say 22. Around that number I could eke out the name but anything past that is pushing it

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
yes

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
if you don't have a mouthful of marbles you aren't speaking french right

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


how big are the marbles? Id probably die if they were regular marble size

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth

Hello hello hello hell no
Hello hello hello hell no

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


If you swallow a marble it will grow into a marble tree in your stomach

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Doctor J Off posted:

No I don't think so, and in fact I doubt my ability to hold 50 marbles in my mouth at all

I doubt I can get 20 in there. I can probably fit like, 8 grapes tops.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Smugworth posted:

If you swallow a marble it will grow into a marble tree in your stomach

This is how they make the fancy counter tops

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

We need a talented goon to put 50 marbles in their mouth and try pronouncing the names from this thread.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Nice try, but I'm not falling for this again.

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP
Fuudissor

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP
Actually that's generous to think I'd be able to pronounce the d in that, so more like fuudissor

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth

Ah, I see you are a learned man of culture.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Was gonna write something about 50 cocks but thought the better of it.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Heck no OP. honeslty I don't even know how to say my user name without the marble. It's something like Wilkins microbar, right?

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Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
I've been sneaking a couple marshmallows when I go to the pantry lately and every time, I think about the video of the ranch dressing girls doing the chubby bunny challenge. Would rather do that than marbles honeslty! Would be cool to swallow a bunch of marbles tho

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