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vyst posted:i just yell tane at my rear end in a top hat really loud and the worm gets scared and scurries out do you make housecalls?
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my tapeworms and i have reached an accord. together we grow more powerful by the day.
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Tapeworms are one thing but pinworms are the real motherfuckers fart out fifty of 'em and you still have the grandkids lodged up in there like they're avoiding the draft
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This is the thread I paid my  for
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Pop some ivermectin and you’ll make some homeless worms covid free op.
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Mr.Chill posted:Tapeworms are one thing but pinworms are the real motherfuckers fart out fifty of 'em and you still have the grandkids lodged up in there like they're avoiding the draft 
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I have had a theory and the theory is that the word "blast" is the very best word for talking about farts. This is closely followed by "blow" as in, "blow the fart out of there" or "blow a big one" This can be paired with the best of all words, "zone" , to describe one's anus as a "blast zone," truly a powerful word combination. Thank you for coming to my Turd Talk
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Conversely, the phrase "pass wind" is also very funny. Yes I have blown tapeworms out of there. Picture blasting fettuccini Alfredo from a hairy tuba.
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Space Kablooey posted:No because they have hooks that hook into your intestines op this Imagine sticking a fish hook into a length of pig intestines and then stringing it in front of an industrial fan The worm may come flying out, but at what cost
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The blast zone from my anus could blow the worms out of your rear end.
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I learned the hard way to never underestimate farts.
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I want to take this opportunity to remind anyone who is still looking at this thread that there is a 29.6 cm × 1003.1 cm Edo period art scroll called "He-gassen" that literally translates to fart competitions and it is amazing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen
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You can buy pyrantel pamoate on Amazon OP. It paralyzes all intestinal worms so that you can poop them out without hurting yourself. Just take it once every 10 days until the worms are gone. The cat rescue group I work with uses it on kittens it's so safe and the stuff sold on Amazon is made for humans so you're covered. No excuses.
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Wilkins Micawber posted:Yes I have blown tapeworms out of there. Picture blasting fettuccini Alfredo from a hairy tuba. 
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