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"velcome von and all, i have ze room temperature mountain dew code red breathing in ze game room. vould joo like sum southvestern eggrolls? i have also ze popped corn chicken any-tizers." oh haha thanks dracula actually i ate on my way over here. but i'd love a skullgoblet of room temperature flat soda, thanks that sounds grea-oh aha hey there's a huge freaky spider in my cup! oh dracula you scamp. i'm deathly allergic to their hairs! |
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He's always critiquing the 5th ed rules for vampires. Ok ok, yeah you are actually a charming dude and it's not a magical effect, it's a fuckin game, chill homie
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Turn on your monitor, heh heh. Wait, does that joke work for vampires? |
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Um, we don't talk 'The Barovian Tragedy' here.
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gotta play as a cleric of Hey Come On Now You Guys That's Not Fair, otherwise the holy symbol starts causing Problems
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DM: The troll deals five damage. You're dead. Dracula: I'm what? DM: ... Dracula: ... |
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i dont go to dracula's d&ds anymore since the last two times hes cut it short to pick up frankenstein's monster from his ex. like just delay it until next weekend or something dude Come On! |
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DM: Hey Drac, I noticed you didn't take Light as a cantrip. Are you sure you don't want that instead of Mending? ... DM: Light might come in handy for this campaign, just saying. ... DM: I'm giving you Light. |
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