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I once jumped up and grabbed the space shuttle by its talons as it was taking off. It didn't end well (for the shuttle).
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Jumping is fun.
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Jul 20, 2022 14:36
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Sophy Wackles posted:Jumping is fun. women HATE to jump, however
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Jul 20, 2022 14:39
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Sophy Wackles posted:Jumping is fun. Is this something white men can do? Asking for a friend.
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Jul 20, 2022 14:42
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Mooey Cow posted:Is this something white men can do? Asking for a friend. I saw a documentary about this.
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Jul 20, 2022 14:46
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Mooey Cow posted:Is this something white men can do? Asking for a friend. White man's burden
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I bet my dad could jump higher than your dad
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Jul 20, 2022 18:05
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Mooey Cow posted:Is this something white men can do? Asking for a friend. 
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Jul 20, 2022 18:20
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Its always the short guy in the group who thinks hes the hard one
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Jul 20, 2022 22:21
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* slaps a bag of fertilizer at Home Depot * S-poo poo, wrong thread.
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last time i tried to jump up on a small retaining wall i got my birkenstock caught and came slamming down on my knee and blood went everywhere dont try to do parkour in birkenstocks
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Jul 21, 2022 00:43
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The last time I did this I was drunkenly walking home with my roommate and sprained my ankle.
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Jul 21, 2022 08:45
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numberoneposter posted:last time i tried to jump up on a small retaining wall i got my birkenstock caught and came slamming down on my knee and blood went everywhere Don't wear birkenstocks There is no excuse I will accept
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Jul 21, 2022 08:55
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For more information on "jumping around" I recommend you listen to the smash hit sung by Irish R&B sensations House of Pain, "Top O' The Morning To Ya"
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Jul 21, 2022 09:06
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A CRAB IRL posted:Don't wear birkenstocks Young men who wear birkenstocks must take care not to anger crabs, or else they might find themselves toeless, and therefor unable to jump up to hit things for no reason.
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Jul 22, 2022 03:04
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There was a movie about it and everything
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Jul 22, 2022 03:13
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This thread is giving me the biggest urge to jump up and slap the top of a door frame I'm at work Might do it anyway
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Jul 22, 2022 04:05
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~grimey handprints burned into blank spot of popcorn ceiling at the top of the stairs~ "We raised three boys here"
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Jul 22, 2022 04:10
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Antivehicular posted:This thread is giving me the biggest urge to jump up and slap the top of a door frame No offense but you must be really short if you have to jump to slap the top of a door frame.
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Jul 22, 2022 04:48
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channeling the same spark that brought our distant predecessors out of mud and muck i jump up and barely touch the net
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Jul 22, 2022 15:05
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pullups (& especially chin-ups) on infrastructure/construction pipes are a critical element of NYC youth street culture, as seen in Showtime subway performances
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When I was a youngster, doing this didn't count unless you yelled "two points!"
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