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probly like 30% of people know what kind of changes theres been in the supermarket tea aisle in the last like 9 years but that means theres a whole mess of people that need to get updates on this so here we go teas what you can get at the grocery store and how you should think about them ---- matcha green: some lady at work will ask if you like matcha, and you can feasibly get away with drinking this and saying "yes!". it's green tea but its kind of bitter and chalky and you can legally say you like "food from south of the border" if you just do the minimum of drinking this stuff. trust me, i've done it. throat coat: this was a hidden in plain sight deal. they disguised this as a useless "i'm sick and need to get better" tea, but actually its just super nice. i can't possibly describe what the flavor is. but it basically tastes like one of those "i'm sick and need to get better" teas turmeric: crazy. this stuff used to be a spice that just flat out expired because your dad didn't know what to use it for. that happened in a lot of households and now we're drinking it so it doesn't go to waste. ingenuity like this will come in handy in the end times turmeric chili: see above ginger tea: no you don't have to handle ginger anymore, grind it up, shave it, any of that, its in a teabag now. maybe even in a tea pyramid camomile: avoid unless you want to do an impression of that one aunt licorice: what kind of sick-o are you? i think you are statistically more likely to be a hopeless killer if you say you like this on a survey, so just DON'T field correspondents please submit your tea reports here because somebody's gotta talk about whats going on out here (USER WAS AUTOBANNED FOR THIS POST) |
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my heart always bleeds when this happens, so now you have earned the right to a second thread
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# ? Jan 17, 2022 07:40 |
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I fully appreciate the fact that you used the hot tag on this one because it's tea also where's tea crew is that still somewhere, thread necromancers we need your powers
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# ? Jan 17, 2022 07:41 |
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:regd21: |
# ? Jan 17, 2022 07:42 |
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this is like that time *scans room* ... that time when they split ethereum blockchain currency into two different ethereumsBALLS DILDO posted::regd21: look i know about the 27 year old rule about mod flairs i just got excited ok |
# ? Jan 17, 2022 07:46 |
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Thanks to your report I learned of the word "Mook" so now you have earned the right to decide the fate of this thread, I can offer you a rename, a new tag, a new op and or a move to a place of your choice
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# ? Jan 17, 2022 08:19 |
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Big fan of sleepytime here. And also chamomile. They make me chill and snoozey
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# ? Jan 17, 2022 14:21 |
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Goons Are Great posted:Thanks to your report I learned of the word "Mook" so now you have earned the right to decide the fate of this thread, I can offer you a rename, a new tag, a new op and or a move to a place of your choice roll a d20 -- 1: ban me for this reply 2: King of sadness-- both threads must stay up just to rub it in 3-6: gas the new thread 7-19: gas this thread 20: peperony and chease |
# ? Jan 17, 2022 16:16 |
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teas own so much |
# ? Jan 17, 2022 16:25 |
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you get some leaf and some hot water and suddenly you have delicious hot tea. it's hosed up
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# ? Jan 17, 2022 16:30 |
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hot leaf consommé
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# ? Jan 17, 2022 16:41 |
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this is like its normal business hours at the shop and the cops are here doing an investigation and poor dr. honked and ulvir just here looking through the selection |
# ? Jan 17, 2022 16:44 |
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I approach the countertop and ask if I can help you find any particular part of the thread and then goons are great rolls a d1 and cuffs me and i go out SCREAMING that the double post section is right at the front |
# ? Jan 17, 2022 16:46 |
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gormless goblin posted:roll a d20 -- i say goldmine this thread |
# ? Jan 17, 2022 17:08 |
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i'm sorry but the dice do not allow for this outcome |
# ? Jan 17, 2022 17:40 |