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probly like 30% of people know what kind of changes theres been in the supermarket tea aisle in the last like 9 years but that means theres a whole mess of people that need to get updates on this so here we go teas what you can get at the grocery store and how you should think about them ---- matcha green: some lady at work will ask if you like matcha, and you can feasibly get away with drinking this and saying "yes!". it's green tea but its kind of bitter and chalky and you can legally say you like "food from south of the border" if you just do the minimum of drinking this stuff. trust me, i've done it. throat coat: this was a hidden in plain sight deal. they disguised this as a useless "i'm sick and need to get better" tea, but actually its just super nice. i can't possibly describe what the flavor is. but it basically tastes like one of those "i'm sick and need to get better" teas turmeric: crazy. this stuff used to be a spice that just flat out expired because your dad didn't know what to use it for. that happened in a lot of households and now we're drinking it so it doesn't go to waste. ingenuity like this will come in handy in the end times turmeric chili: see above ginger tea: no you don't have to handle ginger anymore, grind it up, shave it, any of that, its in a teabag now. maybe even in a tea pyramid camomile: avoid unless you want to do an impression of that one aunt licorice: what kind of sick-o are you? i think you are statistically more likely to be a hopeless killer if you say you like this on a survey, so just DON'T field correspondents please submit your tea reports here because somebody's gotta talk about whats going on out here p.s.: i autobanned myself with a flair so this thread better work out goddamn how embarassing |
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this is like a politician who really wants to jazz up his image with a new bill and then they find out he's been bumpin uglies in a truck stop but he just tries to play it cool |
# ? Jan 17, 2022 07:03 |
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*loosens tie* *talks into mic and theres a bunch of feedback* hello yes i prepared a statement. i forgot that the "HOT" flair was a mod flair. i apologize. i need to do better. i will be taking a leave of absence to make sure that the tea thread doesn't get mired in my failings. our movement is bigger htan just one man. thank you. |
# ? Jan 17, 2022 07:04 |
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i occasionally enjoy camomile tea but i am an uncle, so maybe it's allowed
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# ? Jan 17, 2022 15:09 |
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wooooooo -noted tasty tea beverage enjoyer ric flair
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# ? Jan 17, 2022 17:39 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 01:24 |
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i like tea in this thread says alot about byob that we have had like 4 tea threads but we keep losing them
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