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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
do you know how many time zones there are in Russia?

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Metrilenkki
Aug 1, 2007

Oldskool av for lowtaxes medical fund gobbless u -fellow roamingdad
At least three

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

There's 11, op

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007
He is a bartender at Moe's bar where the elite meet to drink.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Hes a real piece of poo poo

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
simpsons is old enough to have had fax jokes

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Okay, what's your fax number?

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo





Greg of Doom fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Jan 20, 2022

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
Moe is a business owner and entrepeneur who, despite always seemingly failing in new ventures, has never gone bankrupt or permanently lost his bar.

Over the last 30 years, he's seemingly done better than Trump without the need for constant injections of investor cash...

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
Lisa simpson is an 8 year old who wears a full dress and pearl necklace to grade school every day.

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I was in Vegas once and I saw Hank Azaria outside one of the casinos and the moment I made eye contact he came up to me and said "I'm the voice of Moe Szyslak". I smiled awkwardly and nodded and kept walking but he kept following me and saying it every few seconds. In desperation I ducked into the casino hoping to get away from him and it worked, the security dudes at the front door wouldn't let him come inside for some reason. I then figured since I'm here I might as well hit the tables and I lost about 400 bucks at blackjack.

Eat my butt Hank Azaria you owe me 400 dollars.

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