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Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I hope the sixth mass extinction takes us all because everything is just so god drat stupid

https://www.businessinsider.com/michigan-superintendent-denies-bathroom-litter-box-furries-2022-1

Michigan superintendent denies rumor that litter boxes were put in bathroom for students who identified as furries

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A superintendent in Michigan denied rumors that schools had added litter boxes to bathrooms for use by students who identified as furries.

"It is unconscionable that this afternoon I am sending this communication," Midland Public Schools Superintendent Michael E. Sharrow wrote in a post to Facebook. "However, our Midland PS stakeholders may be confused about a false message/accusation that has resurfaced this week and is gaining traction in the social media realm."

Furries are individuals who take a particular interest in anthropomorphized animals. Some who identify as furries wear animal costumes or tails.

Sharrow said the rumor was brought up by a parent during a school board meeting in December last year.

As The Morning Sun reported, at a December 20 meeting of the Midland Public Schools board, a parent said she was "disturbed" after she heard a litter box had been added for use in at least one all-gender restroom in one of the district's schools for students who "identified as cats."

"Yesterday I heard something, and I was stunned. And today, I am equally stunned," she said, according to a video of the meeting posted to YouTube.

As Insider previously reported, school board meetings across the US have become the latest "battleground" for hot-topic social and political issues.

"Our community needs to understand that the agenda that is being pushed through our schools... is somewhat nefarious when it comes to some of the activities. So let's talk about furries," the woman said, adding she planned to do more "investigation."

As The Morning Sun reported, no board members responded to the claim at the December 20 meeting, but Sharrow on Thursday dismissed it entirely.

"Let me be clear in this communication.," he wrote. "There is no truth whatsoever to this false statement/accusation! There have never been litter boxes within MPS schools."

The rumor was also spread on Facebook by Meshawn Maddock, the co-chair of the Michigan GOP.

"Kids who identify as 'furries' get a litter box in the school bathroom. Parent heroes will TAKE BACK our schools," Maddock wrote.

"It is such a source of disappointment that I felt the necessity to communicate this message to you," Sharrow said in his message on Facebook, telling parents to send him a message if they ever had a question about any "wild accusations that don't sound like something" the district would do.

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How Rude: Aug 13, 2012; FUCK THIS SHIT

Jesus tapdancing Christ some people are just too loving stupid.

# ? Jan 23, 2022 15:35

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

How Rude posted:

Jesus tapdancing Christ some people are just too loving stupid.

Not stupid, just really loving terrified of the world in general and we all know how fear is the mindkiller.

# ? Jan 23, 2022 15:45

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Was this from the same dipshit lady who claimed she was fired for not meowing back to a student?

# ? Jan 23, 2022 15:52

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

id trust a litterbox more than a coed dorm toilet seat

# ? Jan 23, 2022 15:57

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

I heard op hangs out on the floor of the all genders bathroom and when people ask why op just tells them they identify as a toilet and open their mouth

# ? Jan 23, 2022 15:59

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I hope the sixth mass extinction takes us all because everything is just so god drat stupid

https://www.businessinsider.com/michigan-superintendent-denies-bathroom-litter-box-furries-2022-1

Michigan superintendent denies rumor that litter boxes were put in bathroom for students who identified as furries

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The name "Meshawn" was so idiotic and familiar that I did a quick check and saw that she was asked to/had a hand in the whole "false slate of electors that the Trump campaign wanted in Michigan" news story that broke a couple days ago

# ? Jan 23, 2022 15:59

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

When will the schools provide stables full of hay for those that identify as horses to poo poo in?

# ? Jan 23, 2022 16:01

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

They should install extra sinks for people who identify as sink pissers imo

# ? Jan 23, 2022 16:02

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Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

This is all so ludicrous.
Everyone knows furries prefer diapers.

# ? Jan 23, 2022 16:03

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