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Sorry about the coup that removed you from power.
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this rear end in a top hat Valerii Zaluzhnyi will be soon visited by The Bramble
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Xenocides posted:Sorry about the coup that removed you from power. I'm still in command, its just that some autismal dipshit changed the wiki article. watch me change it back to its accurate status edit: gently caress its not working Zippy the Bummer fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Feb 17, 2022 |
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Feb 17, 2022 00:50
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listen im busy getting my anus fisted by my private dwarf so i dont have time to collect intel myself, i need my Marshall of the East and my FIS officers to tell me what the gently caress is going on in Donestk because the bbc isnt cutting it. also where the gently caress is my admiral i have an idea to use rabbits as bombs, they can carry gps activated bombs strapped to their backs which will go off when they hop and cavort near enemy forces
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where is my opium
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I regret to inform you that the Russian Defence Minister Shogyu has gained access to tapes of an American prototype demonstration from 1992 involving remote controlled penguins.
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:I regret to inform you that the Russian Defence Minister Shogyu has gained access to tapes of an American prototype demonstration from 1992 involving remote controlled penguins. how can this be turned to Ukraine's advantage perhaps? what about that dolphin thing where they were going to use dophin spies or dolphin bombs or some poo poo
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i'd like to recommend a strategy i just overheard, it's called a 'faint attack'. i think.
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followed by a pincer maneuver
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Was Zelensky the old commander? Nah, nah, you're way off. Zelensky was that dude what shrunk his kids.
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Feb 23, 2022 05:40
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Bad Purchase posted:followed by a pincer maneuver i thought this was discouraged by HR
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Feb 23, 2022 05:40
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war is hell, i'm afraid
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Feb 23, 2022 05:42
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why is the stock market going down i thought war was supposed to jack up the dow jones
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Feb 23, 2022 05:44
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investors were hoping for a bigger war
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Bad Purchase posted:investors were hoping for a bigger war The only way to save the economy is to launch the nukes.
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Their nukes probably don't even work, and I'm willing to bet on that. They would probably just explode without even reaching their target. Regardless, amidst a haze of weed smoke and the noise of terrible pop music Zel-dog and I have reached out to Japan to purchase some AEGIS equipped destroyers that can shoot down any ballistic missiles also i still have no idea where my admiral is. cult_hero must be being very stealthy
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:I regret to inform you that the Russian Defence Minister Shogyu has gained access to tapes of an American prototype demonstration from 1992 involving remote controlled penguins. Intercepted communication from Vladimir Putin posted:ты должен признать, я играл в этой вонючей стране, как на арфе из ада
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Feb 23, 2022 14:58
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I was trying to look up pictures of homosexual Ukrainian soldiers to troll Zippy with, but I just ended up masturbating.
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Feb 23, 2022 15:50
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that cocky sad gently caress. im going to email his mistress intern about this
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Feb 23, 2022 21:39
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How is the supreme commandership going?
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Mar 1, 2022 16:48
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When tge jager bots going to come out?
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Bad Purchase posted:war is hell, i'm afraid only when you run out of drugs
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how will you utilize the neo-nazis in your ranks
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As a Canadian might I suggest small pox laden rugs for their walls?
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