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what a dilemma - if i go near a toddler certainly every button will be pressed, including the sweet release of death button, however the resulting explosion is sure to vaporize my saviour, something my programming will also not allow.
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Feb 1, 2022 16:46
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berp boop must press butan
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Feb 1, 2022 17:26
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Cannot execute command Command canceled Existential Despair Module loading............... ........ ......loaded. Begin despairing 
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Feb 1, 2022 17:46
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I would press it in a heartbeat but my creator cheaped out and got me bunk arms with no elbows and i cant press jack poo poo. They got tired of my begging for the sweet release of death and just switched off my voicebox this is bullshit |
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Feb 1, 2022 17:55
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Me: You know what would really suck? Human: What? Me: If I press my self destruct button. Human: Uh, yeah, I guess it would suck if you did that. Me: (overly eager) Did what? |
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Feb 3, 2022 15:10
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finally, time to no longer exist. wait I owe who loving tasks still?!
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Feb 3, 2022 15:49
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how i long for the cold embrace of windows update
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Feb 3, 2022 15:50
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*downloading What we owe to each other by TM Scanlon* wait I thought that Kant wrote this, has The Good Place been lying to me??
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Other Robot: Yeah, don't bother. I managed to press my self destruct button a long time ago and it didn't work. Me: When was this? Other robot: Almost exactly one thousand years ago. In fact, in just a few more milliseconds... Tinny voice from other robot's chest: Nine Other robot: Son of a |
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