If racism was a drink

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ChairmanMauzer: Dec 30, 2004; It wears a human face.

Sweet tea.

# ? Feb 3, 2022 19:24

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# ? May 6, 2024 18:53

Tato: Jun 19, 2001; DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

As stated, White Monster Energy is the most racist drink in existence.

Grape Rip-It energy drink at Dollar Tree is the least racist drink

# ? Feb 3, 2022 19:25

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

its probably bourbon

# ? Feb 3, 2022 19:30

interwhat: Jul 23, 2005; it's kickin in dude

Yaldabaoth posted:

No, Coors Lite is to racists what Pabst Blue Ribbon is to hipsters.

But I like coors light when im not drinking PBR and im NOT RACIST

# ? Feb 3, 2022 20:09

interwhat: Jul 23, 2005; it's kickin in dude

Junk posted:

its probably bourbon

idiot. it's ol' smoky moonshine pick a flavor

# ? Feb 3, 2022 20:10

Archer666: Dec 27, 2008

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

# ? Feb 3, 2022 20:49

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Earthquake High Gravity Lager (12%)
Here in Ohio we get the 10% variety so I'm not sure how much that makes a difference.

Anyway.

You should know what you're getting into when you pop an Earthquake. This isn't a beer to be enjoyed, this is a beer to make you want to fist fight telephone poles and it does it's job.

It's much sweeter than its malt lager brethren which makes it a bit easier to stomach but it's still pretty harsh. Drink one on a dare or if you are on a super low budget looking to catch a buzz.

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# ? Feb 3, 2022 21:11

Pug Rodeo: Feb 20, 2007; BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH

EorayMel posted:

Earthquake High Gravity Lager (12%)
Here in Ohio we get the 10% variety so I'm not sure how much that makes a difference.

Anyway.

You should know what you're getting into when you pop an Earthquake. This isn't a beer to be enjoyed, this is a beer to make you want to fist fight telephone poles and it does it's job.

It's much sweeter than its malt lager brethren which makes it a bit easier to stomach but it's still pretty harsh. Drink one on a dare or if you are on a super low budget looking to catch a buzz.

Doesn�t track. The only person I�ve ever seen drinking Earthquakes was my elderly black neighbor who would sit all day in the outdoor smoking area and share with me all the gossip about the other apartment dwellers since he just people watched all day.

# ? Feb 3, 2022 21:23