Build me a gated subforum

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Escape From Noise

As much as I enjoy posting with the common rabble, I'm going to need a place to retire from the filth and disease of the...posting class. We need a gated subforum only available to a select few members with the...means, shall we say? Of course some threads will be viewable to all. They need something to shoot for, but they won't be able to post, obviously. Once I gain my rightful riches from posting last in that thread I shall be able to reward you handsomely, Jeffrey! Please consider it.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Feb 10, 2022

# ? Feb 10, 2022 08:10

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# ? May 7, 2024 00:07

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Maybe if they just posted a little harder they could be in the gated sub.

# ? Feb 10, 2022 09:40

Escape From Noise

Viginti Septem posted:

Maybe if they just posted a little harder they could be in the gated sub.

The goldmine is fully open to them and yet...

# ? Feb 10, 2022 09:44

Twenty Four

As someone who has spent a lot of time driving for a living, if it's like gated communities and you don't have access, you just wait for someone who does to show up and follow them in really quick.

Just sitting there waiting for someone to start typing up a post, wait for them to hit submit, and bam, you're in! Sometimes it takes a little patience, but if you have a post that needs to be made in there, that gate to the subforum might as well be a big digital speed bump.

# ? Feb 10, 2022 10:03

WOW what a Taco!

You know I post in the gated subforum because I drive a brand new 2022 Account, with all the bells and whistles (platinum, avatar, etc.)

# ? Feb 10, 2022 15:28

FutonForensic

i pretend not to notice the soot-covered post urchins outside, staring through the gates, licking their dry, cracked lips as I shitpost about the Toronto Raptors

# ? Feb 10, 2022 15:49